DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Julia prays: "I know I put those snapshots of Barnabas changing in here somewhere but where?" >:D
Willie wonders: "She didn't do a very good cleanin' job. This place still has cobwebs and dust. Barnabas ain't goin' to be happy." :-
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J: Reports, charts, prescriptions...{GASP} Alright - who was the bright one that decided to hide their...growth chart amongst my medical files?!
W: Uh...ah, well ya see Julia...
[firedevil]
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JULIA: This scandalous dossier on Mrs. Johnson's younger days as a stripper in Atlantic City is quite a page-turner, Willie. But the report also mentions her 8 by 10 boudoir photos are included. I don't see them in here.
WILLIE: Uh... maybe David took 'em... no need to check under Barnabas' mattress....
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W: Julia, you gotta hurry up--- the Mad Scientist Board of Inspection will be here any minute!
J: Then don't just stand there, Willie. I need MORE COBWEBS!
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Julia Studying her Collinsport nudes research file... let's see now
Jeff, eww
Joe, mmm
Roger,mmm
Willie, nice
Chris, mmm very nice
Quentin, mmm, yummy
Barnabas, Jack Pot!
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Julia: "Now that Willie has become enmeshed in a giant spider web, I can ransack this cellar in peace!"
Loomis: "Curses, foiled again! Who's she talkin' to?!"
DF--- LOL.
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Julia: Gee, Willie, I didn't know you had a prison record before you met Barnabas, but I am certainly not surprised.
Willie: Gee, Dr. Hoffman, I didn't know you were such a snoop, but I certainly ain't surprised.
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Willie: Excuse me Julia, but what are you doing way down here, in Barnabas' most secret files room?
Julia: I'm just doing what doctors and women do best... SNOOPING.
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Julia. The private detective has hit the Jackpot. ponders. You know a wife can't be forced to testify against her husband.
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Willie: Excuse me Julia, but what are you doing way down here, in Barnabas' most secret files room?
Julia: I'm just doing what doctors and women do best... SNOOPING.
W: I can't believe you're snooping Julia!
J: I'm not snooping Wilie, I'm CLEANING! ::)
(at least that's what my mom used to call it! ;))
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W: I can't believe you're snooping Julia!
J: I'm not snooping Wilie, I'm CLEANING! ::)
(at least that's what my mom used to call it! ;))
Great !!!! LOL
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Willie: Whatcha doin' Julia?
Julia: Just checking out the dossier my private detective came up with on Barnabas' latest Josette clone. She seems to meet all of his requirements. I wonder when he'll give her the music box?
Alondra
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Willie: Does Barnabas know your down here lookin into his stuff? If ya are I gotta tell him.
Julia: No he doesn't and you won't tell him, if you do I'll tell him you've been selling tickets to the kids in Collinsport to see the stiff in the basement.
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Julia: No he doesn't and you won't tell him, if you do I'll tell him you've been selling tickets to the kids in Collinsport to see the stiff in the basement.
LOL, Julia, I don't know what I am going to tell the IRS about these dedutions for medical equipment and blood.
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"Here's something interesting, Willie. According to these records, Carl Collins scored much higher on the SAT's than either of his brothers, Edward or Quentin. Go figure!" :o