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Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette => Topic started by: Jackie on February 01, 2005, 07:52:40 PM
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"Look, one more crack about the hat, sister, and I'll 86 you like yesterday's meatloaf!"
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Look, Mrs. Johnson, you may have the time to make mayo to order, but around here a newly opend jar is about as fresh as it's gonna get."
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Maggie to Vicky: See here, one more crack about my wig and I'll slug you! Now, you want some coffee? >:D
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"Look, one more crack about the hat, sister, and I'll 86 you like yesterday's meatloaf!"
[lghy] And you can just picture early Maggie saying that exact thing, too. [wink2]
::sigh:: (for when every female character actually had a backbone before they devolved into mere shadows (pun fully intended) of their former selves ::))
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To Roger: "Watch it, Mr. Collins, every one of these stripes represents some snob I've thrown out on his keister."
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Now listen here buster, I ain't kissin' your grits or anything else you got, and it don't matter how many music boxes you give me!
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KLS: "Sure, Dan. I'll get rid of the wig and no one will ever notice. Whatever..."
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MAGGIE: Governess at Collinwood, eh?! I wouldn't take a job like that unless I'd been bitten by a vampire, lost my memory, lost my blind father, dumped my boyfriend, dated a warlock who sacrifices me on the black altar, and became a brunette! And we know none of that will be happening any time soon...
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MAGGIE: Governess at Collinwood, eh?! I wouldn't take a job like that unless I'd been bitten by a vampire, lost my memory, lost my blind father, dumped my boyfriend, dated a warlock who sacrifices me on the black altar, and became a brunette! And we know none of that will be happening any time soon...
Okay, now that's funny! Rockin' Sandor! [91a2] [crowdhappy]
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Maggie: So I look good enough to eat, do I? Well, that and a dime will get ya a day old donut....
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Maggie: I teach wise crackin on the side ya know... yeah really.
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maggie:"listen honey...if you had to sling hash in cheap ash-blond DYNEL you'd crack wise too."
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KLS: (thinking to herself) I gotta wear this butt-ugly blonde wig because of this flighty bitch! >:D
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Maggie: Yup, we have salmon steak. It's been growing fur in the freezer since Ezra Braithwaite was in diapers. Boiled or fried?
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Guy (off camera): Have I died and gone to heaven? I only ask because I'm looking at an angel.
Maggie (thinking): If bad pickup lines were dollars I wouldn't be working here.
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Maggie: Don't let this outfit fool ya sweetie, I'm the town connection... what ever you need just ask the magpie!
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Applause! Applause!
M: If ya think I look like a chipmunk now, wait'll ya see what YOU look like after I feed you that salmon steak.
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You call me "Petunia Marshmallow" once more, buster, and the only thing you'll be able to digest is jello.
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[pointing-up] Too Perfect!! [laughing8] [laughing11] [laughing8] [laughing11] [laughing8] [thumb]
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I did Kathryn to sign a picture for me as Petunia Marshmallow.
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([pointing-up] That's too funny!! [ghost_cheesy])
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She kind of rolled her eyes a bit at the request but said as long as it was me, she'd do it.
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([pointing-up] Not that you're about to sell it, but considering it's so rare, I bet it could fetch a very high price on eBAY!! [ghost_wink] [ghost_grin] And just think of how that would turn the tables on KLS: someone making money off of her for a change. [ghost_cheesy])
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Well, if I'm ever severely cash strapped, I might consider it. 😉😉😉 And it could just start a trend of fans asking her to sign Petunia Marshmallow!!!
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([pointing-up] I bet KLS would love that!! Not!! [supergrin])
[citrouille] [citrouille] [citrouille]
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That would undoubtedly cause her facade to crack more than Eva Green in the Burton movie. [Spooky_Ghost] [Frank] [8_1_202]
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([pointing-up] Oh, if I could be there to see that!! [b003])
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And how!!! Hopefully, caught on tape for a future documentary.
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([pointing-up] [stfl] - yes, Yes, YES!!)
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"Look, one more crack about the hat, sister, and I'll 86 you like yesterday's meatloaf!"
(Chuckle, dom! And this one is coming up on its 15th anniversary!)