| AFAIK | => | As Far As I Know |
| AFK | => | Away From Keyboard |
| AKA | => | Also Known As |
| AN | => | Ad Nauseum |
| ASAP | => | As Soon As Possible |
| BBRA | => | Big Boy Rules Apply |
| BBS | => | Be Back Soon |
| BEG | => | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | => | Boy Friend |
| BTW | => | By The Way |
| BWL | => | Bursting With Laughter |
| C&G | => | Chuckle and Grin |
| CID | => | Crying In Disgrace |
| CNP | => | Continued In Next Post |
| CSG | => | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CYA | => | see YA |
| CYAL8R | => | see YA LATER |
| DLTBBB | => | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| EG | => | Evil Grin |
| EMSG | => | E-mail MeSsaGe |
| FAQ | => | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FUBAR | => | F**ked Up Beyond All Repair |
| FWIW | => | For What It's Worth |
| FWIWMN | => | For What It's Worth (Maybe Nothing) |
| FYI | => | For Your Information |
| GF | => | Girl Friend |
| GFN | => | Gone For Now |
| GMAO | => | Giggling My Ass Off |
| GMBO | => | Giggling My Butt Off |
| GMTA | => | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GTSY | => | Glad To See You |
| H&K | => | Hug and Kiss |
| HAGN | => | Have A Good Night |
| HAG1 | => | Have A Good One |
| HHIS | => | Hanging Head In Shame |
| IC | => | I see |
| IGP | => | I Gotta Pee |
| IIRC | => | If I Remember Correctly (covering your tail if you are wrong) |
| IMHO | => | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMO | => | In My Opinion |
| IRL | => | In Real Life |
| IWALY | => | I Will Always Love You |
| IYKWIM | => | If You Know What I Mean |
| JK | => | Just Kidding |
| JMO | => | Just My Opinion |
| JTLYK | => | Just To Let You Know |
| KIT | => | Keep In Touch |
| KMA | => | Kiss My Ass |
| KMB | => | Kiss My Butt |
| KOTC | => | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | => | Kiss On The Lips |
| L8R | => | LATER |
| L8R G8R | => | LATER GAToR |
| LHM | => | Lord Help Me |
| LHU | => | Lord Help Us |
| LMAO | => | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMBO | => | Laughing My Butt Off |
| LMHO | => | Laughing My Head Off |
| LOL | => | Laughing Out Loud |
| LSHMBB | => | Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | => | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LTNS | => | Long Time No See |
| LTS | => | Laughing To Self |
| LUWAMH | => | Love You With All My Heart |
| LY | => | Love Ya |
| N2M | => | News To Me |
| N2Y | => | New To You (as in used) |
| NETUA | => | Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything |
| OBTW | => | Oh, By The Way |
| OIC | => | Oh, I see |
| OK | => | abbreviation of Oll Korrect (all correct) |
| OL | => | Old Lady (wife, girlfriend) |
| OM | => | Old Man (husband, boyfriend) |
| OMG | => | Oh My God |
| OT | => | Off Topic (not related to the message board's actual topic(s)) |
| OTOH | => | On The Other Hand |
| OTTOMH | => | Off The Top Of My Head |
| PDS | => | Please Don't Shoot |
| PMFJI | => | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMJI | => | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PMP | => | Peed My Pants |
| POAHF | => | Put On A Happy Face |
| ROFL | => | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROFLAPMP | => | ROFL And Peed My Pants |
| ROFLMAO | => | ROFL My Ass Off |
| ROFLMAOAY | => | ROFLMAO At You |
| ROFLMAOWTIME | => | ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROFLUTS | => | ROFL Unable To Speak |
| ROTFL | => | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| RTG | => | Read The Guidelines |
| RTF | => | Read The FAQ |
| RTR | => | Read The Rules |
| RTFM | => | (originally Read The F**king Manual - it was later modified to): Read The Fine Manual |
| RTSM | => | Read The Stupid Manual |
| SETE | => | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SHID | => | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SNAFU | => | Situation Normal, All F**ked Up |
| SO | => | Significant Other |
| SOHF | => | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SPAM | => | Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent |
| SWAK | => | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWL | => | Screaming With Laughter |
| SYS | => | See You Soon |
| TA | => | Thanks Again |
| TIA | => | Thanks In Advance |
| TOY | => | Thinking Of You |
| TPTB | => | The Powers That Be |
| TTFN | => | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTYL | => | Talk To You Later |
| TX | => | ThanX |
| WB | => | Welcome Back |
| WRT | => | With Respect To |
| WTF | => | What/Who The F**k? |
| WTH | => | What/Who The Heck? |
| WYSIWYG | => | What You See Is What You Get |
| YBS | => | You'll Be Sorry |
| YG | => | Young Gentleman |
| YL | => | Young Lady |
| YM | => | Young Man |
| YMMV | => | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YW | => | Young Woman |
| YWIA | => | You're Welcome In Advance |
| *G* or {G} or ::G:: | => | giggle or grin |
| *H* or {H} or ::H:: | => | hug |
| *K* or {K} or ::K:: | => | kiss |
| *S* or {S} or ::S:: | => | sob |
| {{{{Hugs}}}} | => | hugs |