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Title: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 29, 2016, 12:32:04 AM
 [confused2]

Fill in the blanks: Maggie - "Sometimes I just don't think I'm qualified for the job of governess! Though I don't know why - I graduated with a ________ average from ________!!"

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Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on October 31, 2016, 12:54:12 AM
98.6 temperature

Victoria Winters Famous School for Governesses
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 31, 2016, 07:49:04 PM
 [pointing-up]  If temperature is what that school used to judge qualifications [surprised], I pity the children whose parents hire governesses from there!!  [sad3]

  [a1f5]  Too funny!!  [thumbleft]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on October 31, 2016, 09:49:56 PM
That came from a bit we used in an old skit. Many, many moons ago. [spider_scare] [candle_in_skull] [spider_scare]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 01, 2016, 09:03:59 PM
([pointing-up]  Too bad I missed it - it must have been a riot!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 02, 2016, 12:03:14 AM
That was back in my ingenue days, as I made my acting debut as Carolyn Stoddard. Offbeat casting to be sure  [8_1_215] [8_1_215] [8_1_215]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 02, 2016, 06:08:22 PM
([pointing-up]  Now I'm really upset that I missed it!!  [nodassent])
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 02, 2016, 07:47:41 PM
It's on video but I don't believe any of that footage is on YouTube. Guy Haines has it, or at least he did. And, as long as I'm bringing up the past, there was a what if Maggie Evans was a valley girl, which I ended up doing because the girl who played Maggie couldn't do valspeak as well as I did. There was also a fake coming attractions announcement for what if Nicholas Blair was Mister Rogers. [8_1_209] [8_1_209]  [8_1_209]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 04, 2016, 05:16:50 PM
what if Nicholas Blair was Mister Rogers.

([pointing-up]  That had to be hysterically funny!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 04, 2016, 05:30:16 PM
That was my first attempt at a skit, a very loose blend of DS and Saturday Night Live, entitled, appropriately enough, Saturday Night of Dark Shadows. Some of it was quite fun. Some went out to the sound of crickets. Elmer Fudd opens it; Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Weviathans. Brad and Janet drop by Collinwood, as do a number of flesh eating zombies who snack on an audience member. Emily Litella calls Carolyn an ignorant slut. Carolyn is deeply offended. At being called ignorant.  [hall2_rolleyes][hall2_rolleyes]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Midnite on November 04, 2016, 10:13:57 PM
I'd love to have seen that, Unc!
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 04, 2016, 10:36:53 PM
Thank you, Midnite. It's close to 20 years now and I may be remembering better than what it actually was. [hall2_rolleyes] And my ingenue days are behind me. For the most part. [hall2_embarrassed]
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 05, 2016, 06:42:44 PM
Emily Litella calls Carolyn an ignorant slut. Carolyn is deeply offended. At being called ignorant.  [hall2_rolleyes][hall2_rolleyes]

(OMG - that must have been beyond hysterically funny!! I know I would have loved it!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1104
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 05, 2016, 07:03:22 PM
Well, I will ask Guy if he can post it. Thank you for the kind words, Midnite and MB! [hall2_smiley] [hall2_smiley]