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Title: Episode #0563
Post by: Heather on January 22, 2005, 12:59:51 PM: >:D

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Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Sandor on January 22, 2005, 10:52:46 PM: TOM: Look, Joe, I have no problem with your cross-dressing fetish, but how're you going to explain it to Maggie?

JOE: It's too late, Tom. She's already caught me wearing her old waitress uniform from the Collinsport Diner. Including her short blonde wig! She called me a jerk.
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Heather on January 23, 2005, 08:07:19 AM: Joe: Look Tom, maybe I should just come at another time...

Tom: I-I can't help it Joe...it's Angelique. I have to be ready...or else...

>:D
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Patti Feinberg on February 11, 2005, 07:16:48 PM: Time for your urine sample.

Patti
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Jackie on February 11, 2005, 08:19:20 PM: Tom: "I'm tellin' ya, Joe, they WERE there just a few minutes ago. I felt them."

Joe: "I'm sorry to tell you, Tom. But your legs are gone."
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: ClaudeNorth on February 14, 2005, 11:24:42 PM: Don: "I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, Joel, but 16 Magazine has just voted me DARK SHADOWS' 'Dreamiest Dream Date.'"
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 24, 2005, 03:07:54 AM: Tom: Please Joe, check again, they can't be out of Jell-O!

Joe: I checked Tom... all the red Jell-O in the hospital was eaten... there were two strange marks in each dish.
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Lydia on October 23, 2006, 06:22:36 AM: Don: It's no use, that teleprompter is dead as a door nail.
Joel: I think I can fix it. I'll just need some duct tape and a Hershey bar. Oh, and an old lobster buoy.
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: McTrooper on October 23, 2006, 07:04:44 AM: Quote from: Lydia on October 23, 2006, 06:22:36 AM
Don: It's no use, that teleprompter is dead as a door nail.
Joel: I think I can fix it. I'll just need some duct tape and a Hershey bar. Oh, and an old lobster buoy.

Who knew MacGyver's career started out in soap operas?
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 07:16:14 PM: Welcome to another episode of Joe: Reluctant and Inappropriately-Dressed Candy-Striper !!!
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Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: Jackie on October 24, 2006, 06:21:09 PM: "Finally I'm in the spotlight, Joe, so don't turn your back on me now."
Title: Re: Episode #0563
Post by: IluvBarnabas on December 04, 2006, 09:27:05 PM: Joe: I promise you Tom, just because you had a vasectomy, it doesn't mean you're any less of a man.

Tom: But I thought I was just gonna get my tonsils taken out!