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Title: Episode #0554
Post by: Heather on January 16, 2005, 11:00:30 PM

 ;)

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Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: dom on January 17, 2005, 04:44:46 AM

 :o :-X

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: Sandor on January 17, 2005, 06:19:31 AM

TOM: Mr. Blair, when you said "I'll show you mine if you show me yours," I never thought I'd require a flashlight to see yours!

NICHOLAS: Well, Mr. Jennings, I am a warlock, not a porn star. Regardless, Sandor, Jennifer and Gothick will be joining us shortly for "your" portion of "Show And Tell."

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: Heather on January 17, 2005, 06:56:30 AM

can't improve on perfection... your captions rock, sandor

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: Heather on January 17, 2005, 10:35:42 AM

{Tom barrels down the stairs}
Nicholas: Is something wrong, Mr. Jennings?
Tom:  Would you happen to have any extra caulk and lube down here?  I'm in a bit of a bind....

 [Muffin_Love]

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: AdAstra on January 23, 2005, 08:16:45 AM

Blair: Well, Mr. Jennings, is that a flashlight or are you just happy to see me?
 :o

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 16, 2005, 06:10:05 PM

Nicholas Blair: Now Tom before you enter it's customary to pay in advance.... where's you're dime?

Tom Jennings: Of course Mr.Blair... I don't have a dime, will a nickle and five pennies do?

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 16, 2005, 07:40:33 PM

Tom:   "So now you know my secret, Blair!    They made me stronger, faster... longer... &*$%er...."

Blair:  "I'm not interested in your cyborg woodie, Chris, Tom, whoever you are."

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: CyrusL on November 16, 2005, 09:44:41 PM

Tom: Yeah, its a steely dan from Yokohama. Can I fix you a naked lunch?

(For all you Burroughs fans, not the bands fans)

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: Professor1985 on November 16, 2005, 11:31:02 PM

TOM: Hello, I'm Tom Jennings, Chris' twin-brother, brother of Amy, cousin of Joe.
NICHOLAS: You are related to Joe Haskell!

Title: Re: Episode #0554
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on November 17, 2005, 12:51:44 AM

Tom showing Nicholas every handyman's longstanding, visual "tool gag," that he used to break the tension, during his big audition to replace Bob Villa as the new host of "This Old House." :o