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Title: Episode #0549
Post by: Heather on January 15, 2005, 09:43:56 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Heather on January 16, 2005, 09:46:14 AM
J: Barnabas, you better start listening to reason or I'm going to give you an examination you'll NEVER forget! {wicked grin}
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: FireRose on January 16, 2005, 10:17:18 AM
Julia: Barnabas I know you looked up my skirt in Episode #0536! Admit it!

Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Heather on January 16, 2005, 10:27:18 AM
Julia: Barnabas I know you looked up my skirt in Episode #0536! Admit it!

LMAO... ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Sandor on January 16, 2005, 08:26:57 PM
JULIA: Go on, Barnabas, pull my finger. (thinking to herself) Boy, that bean casserole of Mrs. Johnson's sure is gaseous!
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Julia99 on January 16, 2005, 09:29:25 PM
JULIA: Go on, Barnabas, pull my finger. (thinking to herself) Boy, that bean casserole of Mrs. Johnson's sure is gaseous!

why am i having a faint memory of a similar incident at Chez Sandor about 1 year ago???
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Sandor on January 17, 2005, 06:41:05 AM
JULIA: Go on, Barnabas, pull my finger. (thinking to herself) Boy, that bean casserole of Mrs. Johnson's sure is gaseous!

why am i having a faint memory of a similar incident at Chez Sandor about 1 year ago???

My fair gypsy, if the memory is faint, it must have been YOUR finger, and I did the pulling. Like Barn & Julia, we know each other well... ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Jackie on February 15, 2005, 08:51:25 AM
Julia: "You say the name "Roxanne" one more time and I'll slug you."

Barnabas:  [speechless]
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Julia99 on February 16, 2005, 05:02:42 AM
Hoffman:  It's my way or the highway pizon. . .
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Heather on February 16, 2005, 05:22:37 AM
Hoffman: It's my way or the highway pizon. . .


Chortle...!
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: ClaudeNorth on February 16, 2005, 06:02:06 AM
"And don't you even think about taking me in your arms, carrying me into the Old House and up the stairs to Josette's room, putting me on that four-poster bed, and making love to me with 175 years worth of pent-up sexual energy and passion!" snapped Julia, in an attempt to use reverse psychology on Barnabas.
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Jackie on February 16, 2005, 07:48:43 AM
"And don't you even think about taking me in your arms, carrying me into the Old House and up the stairs to Josette's room, putting me on that four-poster bed, and making love to me with 175 years worth of pent-up sexual energy and passion!" snapped Julia, in an attempt to use reverse psychology on Barnabas.

OMG I'd love to witness that!!!
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Heather on February 16, 2005, 07:59:44 AM
Great stuff, J-C.   [read2] [bigok]
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Julia99 on February 25, 2005, 04:42:47 PM
oh my god J-C. . .brilliant. . .
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 25, 2005, 10:03:28 PM
Julia (thinking): Alright, he believed me about the notebook... let's see if he'll buy this...    "See this?   It looks like a hand, but it's really an invisible Magnum they issue to all doctors for some reason!   Try to kill me, and you'll be eating silver fingernails-- I mean, bullets...."

Barnabas:    "Julia, this is 1970, and I'm not trying to kill you anymore.    Try to keep up, for Chrissakes.    Look at your calendar occasionally, something!"
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 13, 2005, 01:51:04 AM
Julia: No one gets by me till you answer my questions... one.
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: McTrooper on July 13, 2005, 07:02:21 AM
Barnabas: Have I ever told you what beautiful eyelids you have?
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: BuzzH on July 15, 2005, 05:51:05 PM
J: You say ONE more thing about my haircut Barnabas and so help me....
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: Lydia on September 28, 2006, 05:44:07 AM
Julia:  Barnabas, that bloodstain on your coat looks like Richard Nixon.
Barnabas:  Julia, that rip in your sleeve looks like King George III.
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: BuzzH on September 28, 2006, 02:51:22 PM
"And don't you even think about taking me in your arms, carrying me into the Old House and up the stairs to Josette's room, putting me on that four-poster bed, and making love to me with 175 years worth of pent-up sexual energy and passion!" snapped Julia, in an attempt to use reverse psychology on Barnabas.

I don't know how this escaped me the first time Claude, but this is BRILLIANT!  ;)

JULIA: Go on, Barnabas, pull my finger. (thinking to herself) Boy, that bean casserole of Mrs. Johnson's sure is gaseous!

Can't go wrong w/a 'pull my finger' joke.   ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0549
Post by: CyrusL on September 28, 2006, 06:49:57 PM
Julia: I'm not telling you again, Barnabas. Scissors beats paper!