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Title: Episode #0538
Post by: Heather on January 15, 2005, 09:31:40 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: Bette on January 15, 2005, 04:44:27 PM
Julia:  Oh  $%&@ !  I've got a run in my hose!
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 15, 2005, 07:33:59 PM
Julia:  Oh  $%&@ !  I've got a run in my hose!

You can type the word, you know.  [wink2]  IF it's one that's on the forum's censored word list (and so few words are - particularly compared to just how many words were censored back when the forum was still hosted on VantageNet  ::)), it'll simply be replaced...
(Though this is in no way encouraging anyone to try using as many "bad" words as possible just to see what will or won't get through. And we won't look kindly on anyone who might try that.  [nono])
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: Jackie on February 15, 2005, 08:48:45 AM
Julia: "I'm sorry, Elliot, I just can't use the can to do my business.  We need to find a woman's room right away or else!"
 [toilet]
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: D_Friedlander on May 12, 2005, 05:15:35 AM
J: Oh, Elliot, I don't know how to tell you. I'm pregnant---and it's Barnabas's.  How do I know it's his, not yours?  Well, the test not only killed the rabbit, but all the mice, then a dog, then the lab technician...
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 01, 2006, 09:09:18 PM
Professor Stokes: Julia, I teach and lecture, I'm a professor.. I know how that works.  So lets got to it shall we?
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 01, 2006, 09:16:02 PM
Professor Stokes studying Julia's diagrams: Why yes, I'm positive I can accomplish that without any problems.. yes and that one too.. shall we begin?


Julia: Whoopee!
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: BuzzH on January 11, 2006, 05:21:58 PM
J: Oh, Elliot, I don't know how to tell you. I'm pregnant---and it's Barnabas's.  How do I know it's his, not yours?  Well, the test not only killed the rabbit, but all the mice, then a dog, then the lab technician...

You forgot the cows, LOL!  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: arashi on January 11, 2006, 08:23:43 PM
J: Oh, Elliot, I don't know how to tell you. I'm pregnant---and it's Barnabas's.  How do I know it's his, not yours?  Well, the test not only killed the rabbit, but all the mice, then a dog, then the lab technician...

OMG! Hysterical!
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 12, 2006, 01:11:45 AM
J: Oh, Elliot, I don't know how to tell you. I'm pregnant---and it's Barnabas's.  How do I know it's his, not yours?  Well, the test not only killed the rabbit, but all the mice, then a dog, then the lab technician...

All those baying wolves outside survived without a scratch, however... as well as that bat hovering outside the window....
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: BuzzH on January 12, 2006, 03:54:08 PM
J: I just bought this book Eliot, it's called The Kama Sutra.  I'm going to try some of these things out on Barnabas tonight.

S: My dear, I must exorcise the DENIAL from your brain!   >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0538
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 21, 2006, 09:00:29 PM
Professor Stokes: Julia, I can't tell you how much this means to me... I can't thank you enough!

Julia: It's my pleasure Elliot, now lets continue.  We have eggs, bread, milk, fresh fruit, and oh yes, cheese, lots and lots of Cheese! .... quite a grocery list here.