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Title: Episode #0297
Post by: Lydia on September 13, 2012, 10:13:14 AM

Joe: Sam, as you know, my parents were killed in a tragic naked Twister accident when I was only five, so nobody ever told me - um - about marriage and about - um - well, you know, and since I want to marry Maggie, I was hoping you would tell me.

Sam: Well, Joe...


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Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 13, 2012, 02:30:15 PM

If you get drunk and stay drunk as long as I have, you don't have to worry about "those things".

Title: Re: Episode #0297
Post by: IluvBarnabas on September 13, 2012, 02:32:55 PM

Sam: Well, Joe, the first thing to remember is whenever you get into an argument with her, no matter who's really right and wrong...the wife is ALWAYS right and you are ALWAYS wrong. Subscribe to that and you'll get along just fine.