DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Lydia on September 07, 2012, 11:05:46 AM
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Barnabas: Like as the hart desireth the waterbrooks, so longeth my soul after my coffin, Willie.
Willie: Me, I'd take the waterbrooks any day, Barnabas, preferably with a little gin added. Do you know what that coffin does when you're not around? It likes to...
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...It likes to strip down to its Tupperware and parade about the house as if it owned it. It ain't decent, I tell ya!
...It likes to flap its lid and pretend it's Gene Krupa or Buddy Rich or somebody. It's been advertising for a cremation urn to make like a saxophone so it can have a band and play at the Tool Shed Bar & Grille. And it won't let me audition!
...It likes to taunt me with a piece of chicken. Can you believe it? Now what would anybody want to do a thing like that for?