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Complete this phrase: "Everyone was enraptured when Sam regaled them with the story of the time...!!"
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... they found him passed out squeezed between the jukebox and the wall, upside down!!
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...he took a boat to Bangkok instead of a bus to Bangor. Then, going home, he took a cable car to Calcutta instead of a cruiser to Collinsport. And finally, he took an elephant to the Everglades instead of an elevator to the Evans Cottage. But he wasn't drunk! Really!!
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... they found him passed out squeezed between the jukebox and the wall, upside down!!
Yeah, and the reason being that he used Canadian quarters. Jerk.
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"he became banned for life from Disneyland"
"his beard caught fire"
"he painted while sober"
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...Toulouse-Lautrec and he won the three-legged Tour de France!!
...he persuaded Vincent van Gogh not to cut the other ear off!!
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He was sober for almost 15 minutes