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Title: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 11, 2003, 06:55:09 PM

Hey gang,

So far, we've seen Jamison Collins, his dad, Edward, and that "paragon" of legal ethics, Evan Hanley, Esq., become the recipients of Count Petofi's eye-opening, epiphanic smooch.

No doubt, there will be other men (and women) who will be afforded an opportunity to "see" themselves clearly and candidly (perhaps, for the first time ever) in the reflected mirror of their lives.

Here are a several other noteworthy individuals, who, I think would benefit enormously from a wet peck on their cheek(s) from that fuzzy-faced  nobleman:

Joey Buttafucco
Claudia Cohen
David Hasselhoff
Michael Jackson
Star Jones
Ricki Lake
Dr. Phil (McGraw)
Sinead O'Connor
Maury Povich - (a/k/a "Mr. Connie Chung")
George Steinbrenner
Gordon Sumner - (a/k/a "Sting")

Can you think of any other individuals who might also benefit from a revelatory "cow-lick" from Count Andrea Petofi (with the assistance of his young surrogate, Jamison Collins)?

Bob the Bartender, who endeavors to live by the philosophy: "To thine own self be true," also the philosophy of that savant/singing sensation, Anson "Potsie Weber" Williams

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: RingoCollins on February 11, 2003, 09:11:17 PM

Richard Simmons
That dude on the Dell commercial [or the interns]
That dude that is the judge on 'American Idol'
ANY contestant on 'American Idol'
Alan Greenspan
Phil Spector
Eminem
Judge Judy
Diana Ross
J. Low
Robert Blake
Claude Vorilhon [Dr. Clone/UFO]
Eric the Troubled Teen


cheers,
Ringo - shooting fish in the barrel


WACO-JAKO???  eeeewwwwww! [puke]

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: jennifer on February 11, 2003, 09:34:26 PM

OJ Simpson( slapped until he drops)
Hanniety and Colmes
Bill O'Reilly
George clooney
Liz
Liza
Anne Colter
George Steinbrenner(twice)
Leona H
Tom Cruise
Lisa marie
Debbie Rowe
Whitney Houston(she missed her dad's funeral!)
any parent that let children sleep over micheal j"s
house
Corey Feldman
AJ on the Soporanos
THE NEW YORK YANKEES(sorry lost control but the bus left Fenway for spring training YEAH!)
the weather here in NE
the people who create reality tv
and for fake people
Amanda Harris

yeah i'm sure there are MORE

jennifer

see the Dell dude got in trouble couldn't anyone see BAKED was his middle name!

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: tripwire on February 11, 2003, 10:12:01 PM

tom bergeron
mr. cool from the mitsubishi commercial (riding shotgun)
the bouncing girl from the mitsubishi commercial
mary hart
brooke gordon
joan rivers
joe rogan

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Raineypark on February 11, 2003, 10:41:58 PM

Yeah...Steve the Dell Dude got his butt hauled in Manhattan for a baggie of pot...::)

The headline in Newsday was "Dude....you're gettin' a cell!" [vryevl]

rainey

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Midnite on February 12, 2003, 12:05:30 AM

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The headline in Newsday was "Dude....you're gettin' a cell!" [vryevl]

LOL

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 12, 2003, 05:26:45 AM

Jeez,

Even I feel sorry for "Steve," the Dell Computer Dude!  I mean, it's not as if "Steve" is the first "celebrity" to be hit with that particular misdemeanor offense.

There was Sir Paul and his late, first wife in Tokyo, the uber macho man, Robert Mitchum, assorted Mets ballplayers, etc., etc.

Let's all try to remember the perspicacious words of the poet laureate of Collinsport, Mr. Buzz Hackett, who said: "Let he (or she) who is without mary jane, throw the first stone (or bong).

Bob the Bartender, who always gets a good high out of Dr. Pepper, purchased from a noon day mother.    

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: jennifer on February 12, 2003, 08:38:16 AM

Bob
i'm with you on that one wasn't it just a little they found on him. i don't know why they bother. just love poking fun at Steve!

jennifer(former flower child in Izod Lacoste shirts)

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Cassandra on February 12, 2003, 12:44:17 PM

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Can you think of any other individuals who might also benefit from a revelatory "cow-lick" from Count Andrea Petofi (with the assistance of his young surrogate, Jamison Collins)?

BILL CLINTON!!

And along with him:

Saddam Husseim[smash]
Robert Blake
Leona Helmsley
Pamela Lee
Tommy Lee
Britney
Tonya Harding
The whole "Dream Team" show
Gateway

But the real award should go to AOL!![smash]



Cassandra

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Cassandra Blair on February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 PM

I'd love to see Count Petofi give a big wet smooch to George W. Bush!

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: Dr. Eric Lang on February 13, 2003, 02:13:02 AM

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mr. cool from the mitsubishi commercial (riding shotgun)
the bouncing girl from the mitsubishi commercial

And Barenaked Ladies for writing that damned song "One Week" which I have heard about ten zillion times now thanks to that dumb commercial. Arrrgghhh!!!!! I give myself whiplash lunging for the "mute" button every time it comes on!

Title: Re: The "Kiss" of Count Petofi
Post by: jennifer on February 13, 2003, 08:06:31 AM

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I'd love to see Count Petofi give a big wet smooch George W. Bush!

Heehee also i would add Trent Lott to that!!!!

jennifer

and ps to tonya harding i add Nancy Kerrigan