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Title: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on December 13, 2011, 05:57:49 PM

OMG - this is so hysterically funny that I had to share it. But if you're easily offended by the subject of sex toys, then please DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER!

[spoiler]Check out this link:

The Vamp $39.99 - Updated by popular request. (http://www.tantusinc.com/catalog/Dildos/The-Vamp)

And lest anyone think that I came across this because I comb the Internet for dildos ([santa_cheesy]), I actually came across it through this article:

What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW) (http://www.wetpaint.com/network/articles/whats-sex-with-edward-cullen-like-nsfw)

while I was just combing through Wetpaint's The Vampire Diaries articles.[/spoiler]

Title: Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
Post by: Gothick on December 13, 2011, 06:01:36 PM

"Try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle."  Hoo boy.

I'm not even going to touch that one *rolls eyes*.

Um, Happy Holidays?

G.

Title: Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on December 13, 2011, 06:04:56 PM

I love that they recommend that you "toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."  [stfl]

Title: Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
Post by: Nancy on December 13, 2011, 06:18:47 PM

That is totally hysterical.