DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
General Discussions => Current Talk Archive => Current Talk '26 I => Current Talk '03 I => Topic started by: RingoCollins on January 07, 2003, 04:58:20 PM
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Pee-Wee Herman!
The secret word is: SECRET! [you know what to do!]
Laura the Fire Lady and Dirk the Cowboy dig up an old book, Pee-Wee [in a long rain coat] catches them.
"You're not human" she says to Pee-Wee. 'I know what you are, but what am I' Pee-Wee retorts.
Later, Pee-Wee tells Nora-Bora a little SECRET!
Nora-Bora: I like SECRETS! [scream!!!!]
Then Pee-Wee goes to see Miss Chastity Tra$h...
Miss Chastity asks Pee-Wee to leave before her Father finds out. 'My Father doesn't allow visitors' [to camera] 'so remember kiddies, never let anyone in your playhouse if you are alone.' Pee-Wee wraps his raincoat around her and they do the Hokey-pokey [we cut to a cartoon about the Ant Farm, thanks to the King of Cartoons and ABC censor]
After the cartoon, Pee-Wee is spent and splits. There is a knock at the door. 'Let's see who it is!' It's Laura the fire lady! 'I want to speak to Nora-Bora - she knows a secret' [Scream!]
Cut to Cowboy Dirk as he opens the Magic Coffin. Pterri flys by - cut back to Pee-Wee at the Old Playhouse, as Laura the fire lady prepares a steak. She is stopped by Countess the Cow [in her best green Moo-moo] Laura and the Countess discuss 'Happy Women in the Playhouse' Would Pee-Wee choose you? Would Dirk the Cowboy choose you? Eat more chicken!
Countess the Cow goes upstairs to find Jambi the Gypsy and tells her to go get Conky the Q-man. Jambi goes to the Big Playhouse on the Hill, finds Conky drunk [not a big SECRET] [SCREAM!] 'I prefer to lie down' Conky sez. Jambi laughs when Conky falls up the stairs. 'The Countess isn't like your other women' Jambi tell Conky. 'She's a real....er, witch!'
He goes to the Countess, who is sitting on Chairy. 'Laura the Fire lady has put a spell on the Playhouse' she tells Conky. She calls for Jambi and tells her to steal the SECRET [SCREAM!]. 'My only love is Pee-Wee' she sez.
Jambi goes to Laura's and sez 'You know Pee-Wee's SECRET' [SCREAM!] I will grant you ONE wish! and tells her another way to whack Pee-Wee: Put Penny on his......eyes [quick cut to a Penny short, she sits on Pee-Wee's....eyes. 'A woman's place is on my face' sez Pee-Wee.]
Jambi looks around Laura's room, finds what she is looking for behind a pillow: Globey!
Back at Conky's, Countess the Cow tells him she will take care of Laura the fire lady with a little dolly if he will read her a story about Egypt. [In the Magic Screen, we see Laura looking for her stolen Globey]
Pterri drops Pee-Wee back into the scene and he sez:
'Let's all go to the movies!'
[jester]
Soundtrack by Todd Rundgren
[did you know Todd really did the music for PW's PH?]
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Soundtrack by Todd Rundgren
[did you know Todd really did the music for PW's PH?
Ringo,
Was this for his HBO special or for the CBS series?
Ps. Cut back a little on Prof. Stokes stash or don't mix it with caffiene. What a riot, I had to read it twice.
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THIS IS WHY WE MISSED YOU!!!......when you left us for soooooo long. ;D
rainey (who swears she remembers you from a "Wings" concert at the Nassau Coliseum circa '76 :D )
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Ringo, I screamed as I was reading this--hilarious! [lghy]
ProfStokes
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Oh damn. I don't get any of this. I've never seen Pee Wee Herman.
Always missing out on funny stuff,
-CLC
PS I know who Todd Rundgren is because a girl my husband used to live with was madly in love with Todd and always comparing them and my husband hates his guts. LOL
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ROTFLMAO!!!! That cracked me up! I loved every line of it!
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This was a hoot, Ringo. A little advance warning for those of us who tend to drink coffee at the keyboard would be appreciated, though.
;)
--Mark[/glow]
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What a crack up! And after watching our Playhouse collection eighty-seven thousand times, I can verify that it is pretty darn accurate too!
But, the Reubens pedophile charges aren't so funny and I am pissed off. I'm torn between wanting him to be innocent and not wanting to be a gullible sap. When he was arrested before, my exact words were "Well, at least it didn't have anything to do with children!" Well, crap, now it does.
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Mark...seeing Ringo's name in the header should be enough warning to put the coffee down!
Ringo...the man...writing about Peewee....gives new meaning to "we sing, we dance...we don't need pants!"
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Always, Minja [thumb]
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Todd Rundgren has Ange singing "Hello It's Me" when she stops Laura!...just a thought....
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ROTFL!! Ringo, you are too much!! Where ever do you come up with these lines?? Maybe you should start writing some fan fic of your own! This was hysterical![thumb]
Cassandra[/font]
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Very funny darlin...
jennifer
the slow version of "hello it's me" is one of my favorites!
very talented guy (as well as writer Ringo!)