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Title: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: RingoCollins on January 07, 2003, 04:58:20 PM
Pee-Wee Herman!

The secret word is: SECRET!  [you know what to do!]

Laura the Fire Lady and Dirk the Cowboy dig up an old book, Pee-Wee [in a long rain coat]  catches them.

"You're not human" she says to Pee-Wee.  'I know what you are, but what am I' Pee-Wee retorts.

Later, Pee-Wee tells Nora-Bora a little SECRET!

Nora-Bora: I like SECRETS! [scream!!!!]

Then Pee-Wee goes to see Miss Chastity Tra$h...

Miss Chastity asks Pee-Wee to leave before her Father finds out.  'My Father doesn't allow visitors' [to camera] 'so remember kiddies, never let anyone in your playhouse if you are alone.'  Pee-Wee wraps his raincoat around her and they do the Hokey-pokey [we cut to a cartoon about the Ant Farm, thanks to the King of Cartoons and ABC censor]

After the cartoon, Pee-Wee is spent and splits.  There is a knock at the door.  'Let's see who it is!'  It's Laura the fire lady! 'I want to speak to Nora-Bora - she knows a secret' [Scream!]

Cut to Cowboy Dirk as he opens the Magic Coffin.  Pterri flys by - cut back to Pee-Wee at the Old Playhouse, as Laura the fire lady prepares a steak.  She is stopped by Countess the Cow [in her best green Moo-moo]  Laura and the Countess discuss 'Happy Women in the Playhouse'  Would Pee-Wee choose you?  Would Dirk the Cowboy choose you?  Eat more chicken!

Countess the Cow goes upstairs to find Jambi the Gypsy and tells her to go get Conky the Q-man.  Jambi goes to the Big Playhouse on the Hill, finds Conky drunk [not a big SECRET] [SCREAM!] 'I prefer to lie down' Conky sez.  Jambi laughs when Conky falls up the stairs. 'The Countess isn't like your other women'  Jambi tell Conky. 'She's a real....er, witch!'

He goes to the Countess, who is sitting on Chairy.  'Laura the Fire lady has put a spell on the Playhouse'  she tells Conky.  She calls for Jambi and tells her to steal the SECRET [SCREAM!]. 'My only love is Pee-Wee' she sez.

Jambi goes to Laura's and sez 'You know Pee-Wee's SECRET' [SCREAM!] I will grant you ONE wish! and tells her another way to whack Pee-Wee: Put Penny on his......eyes [quick cut to a Penny short, she sits on Pee-Wee's....eyes.  'A woman's place is on my face' sez Pee-Wee.]

Jambi looks around Laura's room, finds what she is looking for behind a pillow: Globey!

Back at Conky's, Countess the Cow tells him she will take care of Laura the fire lady with a little dolly if he will read her a story about Egypt.  [In the Magic Screen, we see Laura looking for her stolen Globey]

Pterri drops Pee-Wee back into the scene and he sez:
'Let's all go to the movies!'

[jester]

Soundtrack by Todd Rundgren
[did you know Todd really did the music for PW's PH?]


Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: onyx_treasure on January 07, 2003, 05:07:02 PM
Quote

Soundtrack by Todd Rundgren
[did you know Todd really did the music for PW's PH?


Ringo,
    Was this for his HBO special or for the CBS series?

Ps.  Cut back a little on Prof. Stokes stash or don't mix it with caffiene.  What a riot,  I had to read it twice.
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: Raineypark on January 07, 2003, 05:51:21 PM
THIS IS WHY WE MISSED YOU!!!......when you left us for soooooo long.  ;D

rainey (who swears she remembers you from a "Wings" concert at the Nassau Coliseum circa '76 :D )
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: ProfStokes on January 07, 2003, 11:07:45 PM
Ringo, I screamed as I was reading this--hilarious! [lghy]

ProfStokes
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: Connie on January 08, 2003, 02:07:40 AM
Oh damn.  I don't get any of this.  I've never seen Pee Wee Herman.  

Always missing out on funny stuff,
-CLC

PS  I know who Todd Rundgren is because a girl my husband used to live with was madly in love with Todd and always comparing them and my husband hates his guts.  LOL
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: VictoriaWintersRox on January 08, 2003, 02:56:02 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!! That cracked me up! I loved every line of it!
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: Mark Rainey on January 08, 2003, 02:58:24 AM
This was a hoot, Ringo. A little advance warning for those of us who tend to drink coffee at the keyboard would be appreciated, though.

;)

--Mark[/glow]
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: kuanyin on January 08, 2003, 03:46:12 AM
What a crack up! And after watching our Playhouse collection eighty-seven thousand times,  I can verify that it is pretty darn accurate too!

But, the Reubens pedophile charges  aren't so funny and I am pissed off. I'm torn between wanting him to be innocent and not wanting to be a gullible sap. When he was arrested before, my exact words were "Well, at least it didn't have anything to do with children!" Well, crap, now it does.

Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: Minja on January 08, 2003, 05:30:13 AM

Mark...seeing Ringo's name in the header should be enough warning to put the coffee down!

Ringo...the man...writing about Peewee....gives new meaning to "we sing, we dance...we don't need pants!"
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Todd Rundgren has Ange singing "Hello It's Me" when she stops Laura!...just a thought....
Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: Cassandra on January 08, 2003, 12:02:53 PM
ROTFL!!  Ringo, you are too much!!  Where ever do you come up with these lines??  Maybe you should start writing some fan fic of your own!   This was hysterical![thumb]


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Title: Re: The part of Barnabas will be played today by.....
Post by: jennifer on January 08, 2003, 02:56:51 PM
Very funny darlin...

jennifer
the slow version of "hello it's me" is one of my favorites!
very talented guy (as well as writer Ringo!)