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Title: Episode #1202
Post by: Lydia on April 29, 2011, 07:38:23 AM
Bramwell: I wish I were a woman.  Getting dressed would be so easy!  It takes me hours in the morning to get exactly the look that I want, and this latest...um...interlude will make me late for dinner, I just know it.
Catherine: You might try ________

(http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=28767.0;attach=45753)
Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: Lydia on May 01, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
...Aquanet.

...hiring a manservant.  Velocity Valet guarantees that any one of their dressers can transform a man from coitus-resolved to cotillion-ready in 7 minutes flat or your money back.
Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 01, 2011, 08:32:50 PM
Quote from: Lydia on May 01, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
coitus-resolved to cotillion-ready

(Madison Avenue, here you come!   A little wordplay to wake my brain a little, thank you, Lydia...  My dreams were all about not being able to stay awake, so I needed something...)

Catherine: You might try shaving, and forgetting the rest!
Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 18, 2011, 08:56:30 PM
Quote from: Lydia on May 01, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
...Aquanet.

 [a1f5]  But -

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...hiring a manservant.  Velocity Valet guarantees that any one of their dressers can transform a man from coitus-resolved to cotillion-ready in 7 minutes flat or your money back.

 [stfl]  [thumb]
Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 16, 2015, 12:36:48 AM
Contacting the parallel time RuPaul.
Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 21, 2015, 09:49:39 AM
(Especially liked Velocity Valet, Long Lost Lydia.)

... combing your hair and putting on a jacket.  Now get lost!

Title: Re: Episode #1202
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 03, 2018, 11:47:21 PM
Too funny, Uncle Roger and Magnus!!  [toothy12]  [thumbleft]