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Title: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: VAM on September 29, 2002, 01:05:28 PM: There are many graves on DS both marked and unmarked. Some of the bodies were placed in a mausoleum and some under the ground. If you were writing the memorial inscription for one (or a few) how would it read? Please do express some creativity and have fun!
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Connie on September 29, 2002, 01:58:32 PM: Here's a few...

ADAM:
"Here lies Adam (and the
body parts of many others
too numerous to mention)"

REVEREND TRASK:
- Gregory Trask -
Thought he had the Almighty on
his side - must have been mistaken.

ANGELIQUE:
- Angelique Collins -
"May be dead. Maybe not."

EVE:
"I'd rather be here
than with Adam."
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: VAM on September 29, 2002, 02:50:59 PM: Quote
Here's a few..

EVE:
"I'd rather be here
than with Adam."

ROTFL!
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: scout75 on September 30, 2002, 12:20:08 AM: BARNABAS COLLINS
Beloved son & brother
Histrionic fop
"Unchain My Heart"

VICTORIA WINTERS
The past is prologue...
"I'm dead? I don't understand."

ROGER COLLINS
He drank sherry. A lot.

ELIZABETH COLLINS STODDARD
She is alive in our hearts...
and in the mausoleum

JOSHUA COLLINS
Boorish husband and cold father
Old grump

QUENTIN COLLINS
"I'm coming back, so you
better get this party started..."

BEN STOKES
"Aye!"
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Tanis on September 30, 2002, 01:33:28 AM: Roger Collins
Stoned for good.

Barnabas Collins
Be back soon

Elizabeth Collins
See, I told you

Rev. Trask
Heaven's so warm!!!

Willie Loomis
Looked into one too many coffins

Angelique
Passed, not really
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: VAM on September 30, 2002, 03:56:36 AM: Laura Collins:

Here lies one HOT chick
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 30, 2002, 04:10:51 AM: Count Andreas Petofi:

"I can't wait 'till tomorrow,
'cause I get better looking every day!"
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Craig_Slocum on September 30, 2002, 05:08:51 AM: I wonder what happened to the body of Noah Gifford? For his, I think it should read, WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME.
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Kid_A_Grue on September 30, 2002, 06:01:47 AM: Roger Collins
" I SWEAR IT SEEMED LIKE A HUNDRED MILES!"

Liz Collins-Soddard
" Ring bell for service"

Barnabas Collins:
" If the hindges are squeakin' don't come peeking!(WILLIE!!)"

David Collins:
"Possesed one too many times"

Carolyn Stoddard Hawks
" Jeb oh Jeb!"
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: jennifer on September 30, 2002, 07:27:31 AM: Jeff Clark:
Hairtouching count finally over(well at least this role)
Hallie
WHY ME?
Ben or Mrs J
finally I'll get some rest!
Alexis
also another wrong place, wrong time
Carolyn
This can't be heaven there is no shopping!
Roger
This can't be heaven there is no sherry!
Amanda Harris
oh she doesn't have one just use an eraser
Quentin/Chris
His howling days are done!
jennifer
Vam are you also a teacher ?one of my daughter's projects for school had those same directions LOL
this was more fun!
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Cassandra on September 30, 2002, 11:32:08 AM: Reverend Trask- All in all it's just another brick in the wall.[skull]
Elizabeth Stoddard- In case of Emergency, ring bell, break glass! [smash]

Barnabas Collins- Expert Time Traveler: (If he happens to show up at your door, don't be alarmed)[eek]

Jeff Clark- Gone but CERTAINLY forgotten!
(Finally, There is Peace in this world) [peace]

Jeremiah Collins- Here lies Jeremiah,
We buried him raw,
he was quick on the trigger
but slow on the draw! [uzi]

Julia Hoffman- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Never no more will we hear her say "YOU MUST":(

Professor Stokes
Remember Friends as you all pass by
That as you are now
So once Was I
And as I am now, so shall you be
may we meet again, in eternity.[wink2]

BATHIA MAPES
Called in by Joshua Collins for hire
BATHIA MAPES died by Fire! [kaiokn] [angryf]

Victoria Winters- With Jeff Clark she slipped into another time,
Now for the rest of eternity, she'll hear him whine![pain]
He'll rant & rave, scream & shout, [argue]
and she'll forever ask him what it's all about, [hdscrt]
for she finally understands, after all these years [idea2]
that she really should have listened to all her peers
Now she'd rather spend all eternity with Diaobolis in the dark,[vryevl]
for any fates better than being with Jeff Clark! [pissd]

Thanks Vam! These were fun! ;-)
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 30, 2002, 03:59:12 PM: Cassandra,

I loved your ode to Victoria Winters-Clark/Bradford (?)! Vicky must be having loads of fun as she wagon-trains it out to the West with Dark Shadows' answer to Alan Alda.

Ned Stuart:

"If you think that Jeff Clark/Peter Bradford was really obnoxious... "
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: VAM on September 30, 2002, 07:25:33 PM: Quote
Thanks Vam! These were fun! ;-)

LOL! Thank you, Cassandra, for sharing your creative thoughts...
Title: Re: EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Cassandra on October 01, 2002, 12:15:11 PM: Quote
Cassandra,

I loved your ode to Victoria Winters-Clark/Bradford (?)! Vicky must be having loads of fun as she wagon-trains it out to the West with Dark Shadows' answer to Alan Alda.

Ned Stuart:

"If you think that Jeff Clark/Peter Bradford was really obnoxious... "

Thanks Bob & Vam! :-)

And you're so right about Ned Stuart Bob! He tops them all! [puke]
Title: Re:EPITAPH EXPRESSION
Post by: Debra on April 21, 2003, 08:03:15 AM: LOL!!! I got such a kick out of these!! You guys are great!
Deb