DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 => Topic started by: CTP/FITBs on September 22, 2010, 07:29:39 PM
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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
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Setup:
Quentin: Like this?
Barnabas: No, Quentin, that's not good enough. You must stick your rump straight up in the air if you want to...
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... howl at the Moon with both ends at once.
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...exorcise the demons from your colon.
...do the hokey pokey.
...impress the lady werewolves.
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(And here I was thinking there was no good response to this one!)
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---Ye have little faith Lydia!!
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---Yeah, I was wrong. I prejudged everybody else by own inability to come up with anything better than the lamentably weak response of:
...assume the standard gardening position, according to Karel Capek's The Gardener's Year.
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...have a butt like Jane Fonda, thighs like Suzanne Summers and a chest like Richard Simmons. Now, get going! And, ah-one, and-ah-two, and-ah...
Gerard
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...assume the standard gardening position, according to Karel Capek's The Gardener's Year.
(I thought he was a science fiction writer....)
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(He was more than that.)
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(Actually, I can think of several responses for this set up - but I'm not going near any of them because every one of them would violate the forum's guideline on explicit sexual content. [naughty])
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"...have me spank it."
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[pointing-up] Kinky! But then we've all long suspected that the Collinses are a kinky crowd. [b003]
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Make the ABC censor have a coronary
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[pointing-up] [rofl10] Exactly!! [naughty] [thumb]
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Thank you very much!! [ghost_smiley] [ghost_smiley]