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Title: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2002, 04:52:47 AM: I've seen some very funny t-shirts lately and it suddenly occurred to me how utterly hilarious it would be to have the DS characters appear in their very own tees. They might go something like this:

BARNABAS "Yes, it IS always about me."

Jeff Clark BORN TO ANNOY

ROGER "Save time. See it my way."

JULIA "CHAOS: It's not just a theory, it's my
life."

STOKES "Prepare to bow before my invincible
irony and sarcasm,"

HARRY NEEDS SUPERVISION

CAROLYN "It's a girl's world and guys just live
in it."

VICKI "By the time I figured it out, I was too
old to remember."

EVE "I hear voices and they don't like
you."

Any other suggestions?? Misty
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Craig_Slocum on September 06, 2002, 05:55:21 AM: Quote
HARRY NEEDS SUPERVISION

I think a better one for him would be,

SEXIEST MAN EVER!
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Julia99 on September 06, 2002, 06:35:43 AM: Those were terribly funny. . ..but i think Roger would also sport a tee that said. . ."whiskey, cognac or sherry? Who cares, serve it up now!"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Maria_Merriweather on September 06, 2002, 06:37:17 AM: Barnabas-"Have You Donated Blood Today?"
Carolyn-"As If...!"
BTB--"Have You Hugged Your Local Bartender?"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: liz_collins on September 06, 2002, 06:41:26 AM: Mrs. Johnson: "Yes, I am crabby. Do you have soemthing to say?"

Elizabeth: "When will I truely be in control?"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Julianka7 on September 06, 2002, 06:53:17 AM: Those are very funny.
I thought of a couple .

Mrs. Johnson- -
Martha Stewart has nothing on me.

Adam--
Fire Bad!

Roger--
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
and if they do...........
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: scout75 on September 06, 2002, 10:26:03 AM: DAVID: My mom was a Phoenix who tried to kill me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

JULIA: I just wanna be loved! Is that so wrong?

LIZ: Matriarchs do it in the drawing room!

VICKI: I don't understand. You got a frickin' problem with that?!

PROFESSOR STOKES: Ah, the power of cheese...

CHRIS JENNINGS: Werewolves do it under a full moon!

ADAM: Willie bad!

JOE HASKELL: I want to believe!

ROGER: Burke Devlin is dead and I'm not feeling that good myself...

WILLIE: Grave robbers do it with a shovel!

BARNABAS: Vampires suck!
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Cassandra on September 06, 2002, 11:22:28 AM: Those were funny Misty!

I've thought of some more,

Mrs.Johnson-Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off! [kaiokn]
Jeff Clark- I've got one nerve left, and you're on it[argue]

Adam- A face only a mother could love.

Betsy Durkin Vicki- I is a college student.

Carolyn- So many men, so little time.

Barnabas - (wearing this just for Angelique) What part of NO do you understand![scrm]

Nickolas Blair- The devil made me do it! [evilb]

Angelique-My other car is a broom. [evilg]

Liz- Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most!
Diabolis-Come right in, make yourself at home![kaiokn]
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Connie on September 06, 2002, 11:34:35 AM: Bob Rooney: "NOT BOB"

Eve standing next to Adam: "I'M WITH STUPID"
(arrow pointing at Adam)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Blue_Whale_Barfly on September 06, 2002, 02:33:14 PM: For Vicki I woould change her's a little to read "By the time I figured it out, I had been replaced."
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Birdie on September 06, 2002, 02:33:44 PM: lmao is very early in the morning! Someone could make some bucks at the next fest.

Birdie
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Miss_Winthrop on September 06, 2002, 03:09:28 PM: What a way to start off the day!

Willie..... "You Wanna Sample of My B-B-B-blood"?????

Barnabas....' Aged to Perfection!'
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Connie on September 06, 2002, 03:19:08 PM: Quote
lmao is very early in the morning! Someone could make some bucks at the next fest.

Shhhhh!!!! Bobubas might hear you.

:-X
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bobubas on September 06, 2002, 03:31:37 PM: Quote
Shhhhh!!!! Bobubas might hear you.

:-X

ROTFLMAO. I'd love to see some of the actors sporting t-shirts bearing a few of these wonderful catch phrases. I think John Karlen & Chris Pennock would oblige us in this endeavor. A couple years back Karlen was walking around a festival wearing a t-shirt that was given to him by a fan. Anyone remember what it read? :-)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Connie on September 06, 2002, 03:57:03 PM: Quote
I think John Karlen & Chris Pennock would oblige us in this endeavor.

I bet they would!

Quote
A couple years back Karlen was walking around a festival wearing a t-shirt that was given to him by a fan. Anyone remember what it read? :-)

What did it say??

Well, you've got a whole year to come up with some good ideas. Tell ya what -- come up with a great Quentin T-shirt, and if you can manage to get Selby to wear it, I'll buy one. LOL

-CLC ;)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 06, 2002, 04:58:01 PM: Hey gang,

How about these T-Shirts:

Chris Jennings - "Bad Moon Rising!"

Ezra Braithewaite - "69"

The Rev. Trask - "Tartuffe"

Buzz Hackett - "Same @#%$, Different Day!"

Nicholas Blair - "Slippery When Wet!"

Joe Haskell - "If I Had Any Luck At All, It'd Probably Be All Bad!"

Bob Rooney - "Pog Mo Thoin!" (Kiss My Irish @$#!)

Roger Collins - "What Do The Common Folk Do?"

Magda Racosi - "Gypsy Princess"

Lamar Trask - "Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places"

Jeff Clark - "Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of MY Wonderful Life!"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: CandleLighter on September 06, 2002, 06:27:11 PM: ADAM: "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

ATTENDEES OF COLLINS FAMILY REUNION: "The gene pool could use a little more chlorine"

PROF. STOKES: "I must be a proctologist, because I work with buttheads!"

JULIA: "Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route"

TOM JENNINGS: "Humans---the other white meat"

BARNABAS: "In dog years...I'm dead"

BOB THE BARTENDER: "Finish your beers...there are sober people in China!"

LIZ: "Out of my mind...Back in 5 minutes"

JEFF CLARK: "Hair today.... gone tomorrow"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Julianka7 on September 06, 2002, 06:41:59 PM: Quote
DAVID: My mom was a Phoenix who tried to kill me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

JULIA: I just wanna be loved! Is that so wrong?

LIZ: Matriarchs do it in the drawing room!

VICKI: I don't understand. You got a frickin' problem with that?!

PROFESSOR STOKES: Ah, the power of cheese...

CHRIS JENNINGS: Werewolves do it under a full moon!

ADAM: Willie bad!

JOE HASKELL: I want to believe!

ROGER: Burke Devlin is dead and I'm not feeling that good myself...

WILLIE: Grave robbers do it with a shovel!

BARNABAS: Vampires suck!

ROTFLOMAO!!!!!!!!!!
OH Scout! You're good :)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bobubas on September 06, 2002, 06:47:00 PM: Quote
I bet they would!

What did it say??

I rummaged through my photo albums to see if I had a picture of John in the t-shirt. I had thought it was only a couple years ago, but discovered it was way back in 1997. :-) The white t-shirt had red block letters that said; John Karlen as Willie Loomis
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bobubas on September 06, 2002, 07:07:03 PM: Quote
Tell ya what -- come up with a great Quentin T-shirt, and if you can manage to get Selby to wear it, I'll buy one. LOL

Well I got Nancy Barrett to model one of my t-shirt designs, (pictured below) so anything is possible.:-)
(http://members.aol.com/bobubas/nancytee.jpg)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Cassandra on September 06, 2002, 09:36:14 PM: Quote
For Vicki I woould change her's a little to read "By the time I figured it out, I had been replaced."

ROTFL!!!!
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Craig_Slocum on September 06, 2002, 10:26:50 PM: Quote
Well I got Nancy Barrett to model one of my t-shirt designs, (pictured below) so anything is possible.:-)

I like that t-shirt. I have one, so does my daughter, looks cute on a 6 year old. I have lots of Dark Shadows t-shirts. I collect them. I've won some really neat t-shirts and sweatshirts from Ebay auctions too.
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: jennifer on September 06, 2002, 11:34:14 PM: Barnabas "Reverse the Curse"

jennifer
i have a red sox one but think it might work better for barnabas

Angelique's "I'm going to love you till the end of time"

then barnabas could have a second one
"then i'm praying for the end of time"
love that MeatLoaf
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Misty on September 07, 2002, 12:30:34 AM: Oh my God!! The tears are running down my cheeks! You all really out-did me in the T-shirt department. I think Bob the Bartender's finally did me in. Most of these are priceless. By the way, I don't own a DS tee. Are they available anywhere??

Still mopping up, Misty
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 07, 2002, 04:10:32 AM: Hey Misty, here are some more T-Shirts for you:

Mrs. Johnson - "Domestic Goddess"

Sheriff Paterson - "Book 'Em, Danno!"

Harry Johnson - "Mr. Itchy Fingers"

Dirk Wilkins - "Emotionally Disturbed, Morally Bankrupt"

Bathia Mapes - "Love Bandit"

Sandor Racosi - "Kiss Me, I'm Rumanian!"

Natahn Forbes - "An Officer, But Not A Gentleman"

Adam - "I Just Don't Get No Respect"

Eagle Hill Cemetary Caretaker - "A Dud At Sixty, A Stud At Eighty!"
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: VAM on September 07, 2002, 04:18:47 AM: Quote
Natahn Forbes - "An Officer, But Not A Gentleman"

I'll take him!;)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: VAM on September 07, 2002, 04:21:02 AM: Quote
Bathia Mapes - "Love Bandit"

Please explain this one...::)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Misty on September 07, 2002, 04:23:23 AM: Oh, you're good. The "Book 'em Danno" cracked me up!
Thanks for the new tees. They're wonderful.
My mind is a blank, Misty
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 07, 2002, 04:34:29 AM: VAM,

As the late, great Perry Como once crooned, "It's just impossible!"

Bob the Bartender, who misses Mr. Como's relaxed, laid back style, sort of like the "Anti-Iggy Pop."
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Craig_Slocum on September 07, 2002, 05:01:03 AM: Quote
sort of like the "Anti-Iggy Pop."

Iggy Pop had some great songs in 1981, my highschool daze. Lust For Life - "Here comes Johnny, yeah man, with liquor and drugs".... That song sure hit home. My boyfriend's name was Johnny, and he always had liquor and drugs at the time. I think that song was written for him. Thanks for reminding me that I'm from that rotten early 80's teen generation, Bob!
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: VAM on September 07, 2002, 05:14:15 AM: Here is the perfect one for Barnabas-

Back of Shirt: Get A Life...

Front of shirt: Get A Life...
...A Life That Lasts FOREVER!

(See Angelique Bouchard for details)
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on September 07, 2002, 10:05:26 PM: Dear Craig Slocum,

I once saw the late Joey of Joey and the Ramones open up for Iggy Pop at the old Palladium in New York many years ago. (It was the one and only punk rock concert that my friends convinced me to see with them.)

Old Iggy was feeling "no pain" that night. Honestly, I never thought that he would be still with us twenty years later. However, I'm glad that Iggy has straightened himself out and is doing well.

You know, Iggy does have a very good singing voice. His vocal style has been compared to that of the late, great Jim Morrison. And, of course, Iggy collaborated with David Bowie on some great rock songs like "China Girl" and. I believe, the theme song of the film remake of "Cat People."

Bob the Bartender, president of the Lena Zavaroni Fan Club.
Title: Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
Post by: Craig_Slocum on September 08, 2002, 02:50:10 AM: I never saw Iggy Pop in concert, but I heard his songs a lot on the radio, in the early 80's. I have his Buried Treasure cd's, a collection of rare & unreleased songs, lost & forgotten, saved from oblivion. I consider it a piece of music history. Iggy has always collaborated with inspired musicians. He also experimented with a movie career, got married, etc. Yes, he organized and changed his life. Good for him!