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Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 => Topic started by: Lydia on September 20, 2010, 02:23:43 PM
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Sheriff: Let me tell you, I didn't want to be sheriff of Collinsport. Nobody wants to be sheriff of Collinsport. But my career took a dive when...
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.... 27 Sheriff Pattersons and 2 1/2 Sheriff Davenports threatened to beat me up, if I didn't take the job!
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...I broke out of juvenile detention at age 8.
...I grew this one horn on the left side of my head.
...I appeared on Price is Right and over-bid the final showcase.
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(At least all the other sheriffs had a last name - this guy doesn't have a last or first name. His gravestone would have probably only read "Sheriff" - well,[spoiler]that is if he wouldn't have died the way he will and was actually given a gravestone - but I suspect he was simply another casualty that probably got buried in an unmarked grave in the woods. ;))[/spoiler]
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...my career took a dive when the dog ate my birth certificate.
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That job in Mayberry fell through
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[pointing-up] Love it!! [toothy12] [thumbright]
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Too bad for him. The life expectancy in Mayberry is a lot longer than it is in Collinsport.
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([pointing-up] [laughing11] That's for sure!! [wink2])