DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

General Discussions => Current Talk Archive => Current Talk '26 I => Current Talk '02 II => Topic started by: DSFAN4EVER on August 29, 2002, 05:41:18 PM

Title: There's something to be....
Post by: DSFAN4EVER on August 29, 2002, 05:41:18 PM
...said about two [shadow=red,left,300]Animated corpses [/shadow] passionately kissing. (As in the case of Adam&Eve!)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: scout75 on August 29, 2002, 07:57:32 PM
And since they are animated corpses, are they just clammy, creepy cold?

Why does Adam constantly wear that tired sweater while Eve looks like a 2-dollar hooker?
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: Angelique_s_Sis on August 29, 2002, 08:14:15 PM
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And since they are animated corpses, are they just clammy, creepy cold?

Why does Adam constantly wear that tired sweater while Eve looks like a 2-dollar hooker?


;D  Maybe animated corpses don't have the pocket money to buy more suitable clothing?  :)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: Tanis on August 29, 2002, 08:28:39 PM
Probably don't perspire either.

Angeliques white dress stays remarkably clean as she drags it around too.

Tanis
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on August 29, 2002, 08:36:29 PM
Dear Scout75,

I must take exception with your characterization of Eve looking like a "2-dollar hooker."  That was, IMHO, totally uncalled for.  Now, if you had said that Eve looked like a 5-dollar hooker, I would be definitely more inclined to agree with your characterization of Jeff Clark/Peter Bradford's inamorata.

Bob the Bartender, who thanks the good Lord that former NYC Mayor Giulianni finally chased all of those wanton ladies of the evening out of the Times Square area.  (FYI, I think they're now down in the Chelsea section of the Big Apple.)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: DSFAN4EVER on August 29, 2002, 08:41:17 PM
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Probably don't perspire either.

Angeliques white dress stays remarkably clean as she drags it around too.

Tanis
...and pressed too!  It must have been made of Qiiana!  Anybody still remember that cool 70's material?(NOT!)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: Latisha on August 29, 2002, 08:43:36 PM
Just one word...YUC!
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: scout75 on August 29, 2002, 08:59:39 PM
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I must take exception with your characterization of Eve looking like a "2-dollar hooker"...Now, if you had said that Eve looked like a 5-dollar hooker, I would be definitely more inclined to agree with your characterization...

My apologies, Bob, you're right. Looking the way she does, I'd say Eve could even get 5-dollars and 25-cents.
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: CandleLighter on August 29, 2002, 10:04:38 PM
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My apologies, Bob, you're right. Looking the way she does, I'd say Eve could even get 5-dollars and 25-cents


6-dollars and that's my final offer!!  oops what am I saying??  I have been over at Ebay too long! [shckd]
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: DSFAN4EVER on August 29, 2002, 10:18:04 PM
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6-dollars and that's my final offer!!  oops what am I saying??  I have been over at Ebay too long! [shckd]
...and do I hear $7.00????
SOLD!
To the distinguished gentleman with scars, wearing that lovely green sweater in the back row! ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: A.I.Collins on August 30, 2002, 02:06:51 AM
LOL....you guys are a riot!!! ::)


Adra ;)
Title: Re: There's something to be....
Post by: Craig_Slocum on August 30, 2002, 02:13:23 AM
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 (FYI, I think they're now down in the Chelsea section of the Big Apple.)


Or maybe they came to Nevada where it's legal, in a remote area called Pahrump.