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Title: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Happybat on August 19, 2002, 06:34:04 PM
Well, I'm sure many of you have wondered about this and now the secret is finally revealed:

[shadow=red,left,300]YES, THERE IS TV IN COLLINSPORT![/shadow]

Assuming there is and was, what tv shows would your favorite characters be watching?  Since this is all fantasy, any station, movie rerun, or show past or present is acceptable.  Here are a few ideas of my own to get you started:

Barnabas Collins:  Batman, The Weather Channel (for all those walks to Collinwood and bat flights during inclement weather), Crossing Over with John Edward (who needs a seance?)

Julia Hoffman:  One Flew Over the Cuckoo?s Nest  

Angelique Bouchard-Collins: Bewitched, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Carolyn Stoddard: The Young and the Restless, Blind Date

Roger Collins: CNN, the McNeil/Lehrer Report

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard:  To the Manor Born, Keeping up Appearances, Six Feet Under, One Foot in the Grave

David Collins: Mod Squad, Monkees, Brady Bunch

Vicky Winters:  The Nanny

Prof. Eliot Stokes: NOVA, Scientific American, CNN, Haunted History

Adam: The Munsters

Eve: Bride of Frankenstein

Mrs. Johnson: HSN, Cooking with Julia Child

Nicholas Blair:  Mainly toothpaste and Brooks Brothers commercials.

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(yes, yes, I know they didn't have tv in 1897!)

Jenny Collins:  All my Children

Judith Collins:  The Dating Game

Quentin Collins: The Playboy Channel, Temptation Island

Beth Chavez: Upstairs, Downstairs
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Craig_Slocum on August 19, 2002, 06:57:45 PM

Harry Johnson would be watching,

Win Ben Stein's Money

Wheel Of Fortune

How To Become A Millionaire

;)$$$$
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Luciaphile on August 19, 2002, 07:43:25 PM
I am convinced that Mrs. Johnson was a diehard fan of "Rawhide," and that Quentin, Roger and David watched "Star Trek."

Luciaphil
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Gerard on August 19, 2002, 09:22:04 PM
Elizabeth would NEVER miss either The Lawrence Welk Show, or The Donna Reed Show.  No middle-aged woman back then would.

Gerard
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: CastleBee on August 19, 2002, 10:11:42 PM
Carolyn circa 1966 with the bouncy bouncy flip would be watching American Bandstand.  8)

I think David might like Lost in Space, The Adams Family and the Munsters. I easily see him identifying with Eddie Munster.  ;D
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: VAM on August 20, 2002, 03:45:32 AM
Jula Hoffman - "Julie Farr M.D."
Mrs. Johnson-Florence Hamford (sp?) Cooking Show
Tony Peterson- "LA Law"  & "Matlock"
Willie - "Gilligan's Island"
Sheriff Patersonm - "T.J. Hooker"
Amy Collins - "Rug Rats"
Chris Jennings - "Daktari"
Maggie Evans "That Girl" & "Rhoda"
Victoria Winters -"Fair Exchange"
Angelique - "Charmed"
David - "The Jetsons"
Nicholas Blair - "Mr. Wizard"
Adam - "Land of the Giants"
Professor Stokes - "60 Minutes"
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on August 20, 2002, 06:14:59 AM
Prof. T. Elliot Stokes: Firing Line, Great Performances, Playboy After Dark

Bob Rooney: All In The Family, The Lost Weekend,
Cheers, The George Carlin Show

Roger Collins:  Wall Street Week, Washington Week In Review, My Mother The Car, The Days Of Wine And Roses

Willie Loomis: Lost In Space, The Rat Patrol, Shindig

Sheriff Paterson: Car 54, Where Are You?, Dragnet, Police Squad

Mrs. Johnson: Peyton Place, Danger UXB, Mayberry RFD

Barnabas Collins: Thriller, One Step Beyond, F-Troop

Jeff Clark/Peter Bradford: The Gallant Men, The Mod Squad, Gilligan's island

Adam: Love American Style, The Incredible Hulk, The Patty Duke Show

Eve: Boris & Natasha Cartoons, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Land Of The Lost, A Tale Of Two Cities

Liz Stoddard: Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, I Claudius, The Martha Stewart Show

Ezra Braithwaite: Waiting For God, The Waltons, The Midnight Special

Judge Crathorne: Petrocelli, Perry Mason, Laverne and Shirley

Nicholas Blair: Strange Paradise, Salem's Lot, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis

Maggie Evans: My Little Margie, This Old House, Joannie Loves Chachi!  


Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Connie on August 20, 2002, 06:36:08 AM
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Adam: Love American Style, The Incredible Hulk, The Patty Duke Show

Excellent!  (Patty Duke Show?)  ROFL


Mrs. Johnson:  Queen For A Day

Barnabas:  The Late Show, The Late Late Show, and The Late Late Late Show

Willie:  America's Dumbest Criminals

Julia:  Marcus Welby, MD and Autopsy

Carolyn:  Where The Action Is

Trask:  Morning Sermonette

Quentin:  Looney Tunes
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: scout75 on August 20, 2002, 08:05:42 AM
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Angelique - "Charmed"

I'd love to see Angelique take on the Charmed Ones and vanquish 'em real good! Especially that damned Rose McGowan!

She could have her choice of Hell or going back to Marilyn Manson...[aprvb] [vryevl]
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Cassandra on August 20, 2002, 10:17:05 AM
Julia - The Ghost and Mrs. Muir [ghost]

Angelique - I Dream Of Jeannie (maybe that's where she got the "you are my master, I am your servant" line from) [vryevl]

Willie - Happy Days [smokn]
Elizabeth - Night Of The Living Dead [shckd]

Nickolas Blair - Helter Skelter [skull]

Professor Stokes - Unsolved Mysteries

Sheriff Paterson - Columbo & Perry Mason

Adam - The Newlywed Game [pain]

Vicky - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Barnabas - Dracula [batang]

David-  Father Knows Best  ;)
Jeff Clark - The Gong Show [jester]

Mrs.Johnson - The Jeffersons

Carolyn - The Dating Game & The Ed Sullivan Show Live

Quentin - Laugh In [wow]

Maggie - I Love Lucy
Eve - The Honeymooners [argue]

Harry Johnson - American Bandstand & Happy Days[peace]
Joe - Cheers [beer]

Amy Jennings - Lassie & Flipper

Roger - Larry King Live

Chris Jennings - Mr.Ed
Pansy Faye - Candid Camera [silly]
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: tripwire on August 20, 2002, 10:55:13 AM
liz   i bury the living....(old horror movie with richard boone)  nightmare on elm street.

david   benny hill

willie    solid gold

adam    outer limits

julia     valley of the dolls

barnabas    whats my line
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on August 20, 2002, 02:37:48 PM
Hey gang,

I think that if Adam happened to tune into TV Land at 9:30 PM (EST), he'd be in for the most pleasant shock of his life when "The Munsters" started to air.

"My God, these are my kind of people!" Adam would probably exclaim.  Tears would come to Adam's eyes as he watched that loving, happy couple, Herman and Lily Munster, the parents that Adam never had!  And who would not love to have a wonderfully zany and kind-hearted grandfather like Grandpa Munster?

Of course, Eddie would be the perfect little brother for Adam.  (They'd be like the supernatural versions of Wally and "Beaver" Cleaver.)  And, the blonde and beautiful Marilyn would be the ideal "kissing cousin" for Adam.

I think Adam would pack his extensive collection of turtleneck sweaters into his suitcase and hit the road immediately for 1313 Mockintgbird Lane, USA, much to Nicholas' chagrin.

Bob the Bartender, diehard Al Lewis fan!
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Julia99 on August 20, 2002, 05:29:43 PM
Julia=ER, Emergency! and the Medical Channel-24/7
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Julia99 on August 20, 2002, 05:31:53 PM
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Carolyn circa 1966 with the bouncy bouncy flip would be watching American Bandstand.  8)

.  ;D


Not Bandstand. . Hullaballo or however you spell it!
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: scout75 on August 20, 2002, 06:30:23 PM
Roger would likely watch the Huntley/Brinkley Report on NBC while downing a couple of sherrys...

Harry Johnson would be dazzled by Robert Wagner's weekly exploits in It Takes A Thief.

Julia would be taken aback by the master criminal who greatly resembles her on an episode of The Girl From U.N.C.L.E..[hdscrt]

Mrs. Johnson would identify with the weekly trials and tribulations of Hazel.

Willie would be swept away by the frontier brotherhood of Bonanza.

Liz would sit in her bedroom, watching reruns of The Loretta Young Show.

Professor Stokes might very well dig The Twilight Zone.

David would love Batman and the witty adult banter of Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.

Vickie and Carolyn would likely watch That Girl over at Maggie's cottage. With maybe Peyton Place as a nightcap.

Sheriff Patterson would sit home, wishing he were as cool as Jack Webb in Dragnet 1967, but would likely identify more with the good folks of Mayberry R.F.D..

And Barnabas wouldn't have a TV in the Old House; there'd be nothing on the screen that he could sink his teeth into...[fangs] He'd probably sitting quietly in his wingback, reading a book of poetry. Or something by Bram Stoker. [read]
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: joe integlia on August 21, 2002, 01:14:46 AM
julia may have also enjoyed the show JULIA starring DIANE CAROLL playing a nurse.
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: joe integlia on August 21, 2002, 01:27:11 AM
liz may have enjoyed the movie PREMATURE BURIAL. BTW:one of the 1st mentions(if not the 1st) of television is coming up on ds. sherriff patterson asks chris what tv shows he was watching during questioning.
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Professor1985 on August 21, 2002, 02:20:57 AM
What if the Collins & the Evans family watched the britcom "Are You Being Served"? and what if the Collins & Evans family's favorite "Are You Being Served" character will be?
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Tanis on August 21, 2002, 03:06:02 AM
How about 40's and early 50's radio.

Willie Loomis:  "Gang Busters"
Elizabeth Collins:  "Ma Perkins", "Queen for A Day",
"Houseparty"
Roger Collins:  "Gabriel Heater", "Edward R, Morrow"
Julia Hoffman:  : Dr. Christians Office"
Barnabas:  "Inner Sanctum"  "The Shadow"
Mrs. Johnson:  "Arthur Godfrey"  "Don McNeils Breakfast Club"

This is reaching back aways, but I listened to them all at one time.  Can't come up with any more just now.

Tanis
Title: Re: Television comes to Collinwood!!!
Post by: Maria_Merriweather on August 21, 2002, 03:25:34 AM
Some movie reruns they could watch--  

Vicky--Jane Eyre    :)

Carolyn--Kitten With a  Whip  ;)

Willie Abbott and Costello   Meet Frankenstein   ;D

David The Bad Seed  ;)