General Discussions => Current Talk Archive => Current Talk '26 I => Current Talk '02 II => Topic started by: RingoCollins on August 08, 2002, 07:47:11 PM
Title: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: RingoCollins on August 08, 2002, 07:47:11 PM
Just found this in a yard sale!
Cuts include:
In The Hair Tonight - duet with Phil Collins
Crystal Ball - duet with Dennis DeYoung
Shiney, Shiney...Like My Hiney - duet with Adam and the Irish Rovers
The Bitch Is Back - duet with Elton John.....[before transplant]
I Dig Rock'n'roll Music [and other body parts] - duet with Peter, Paul and Mary
Get Up [I Feel Like A Sex Machine] - duet with James Brown
What Have I Done To Deserve This - duet with Pet Shop Boys
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Raineypark on August 09, 2002, 01:04:06 AM
I don't know how you do it, Ringo.....
You remind me just how old I am (cause I KNOW these songs!!), but make me laugh so hard I don't give a damn.
You're priceless!!!!! [lghy] Rainey
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Mark Rainey on August 09, 2002, 01:43:57 AM
This is just sick! Sick, I tell you! Ringo, you're a cruel human being, sending an innocent horror writer into convulsions of uncontrollable, retching mirth.
Sick.
[shadow=black,left,300]--Mark[/shadow]
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Connie on August 09, 2002, 03:54:25 AM
ROFL...
Ringo -
You have absolutely outdone yourself! And ya know what's so great? It looks authentic. Least I think it does. Especially the way the worn marks on the album are on top of the "Jeff Clark" letters.
I'm totally convinced you found this at a yard sale! Yep!
-CLC ;)
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Midnite on August 09, 2002, 05:33:40 AM
<snort!>
I have a few questions for ya, Ringo. Where did you (pardon the pun) dig that up, whose body IS that, and why is the guy wearing Bruno's clothes??!!
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: petofi on August 09, 2002, 05:46:07 AM
Unbelievable! Ringo, your ability to travel between this time band and the "strange and terrifying world of parallel time" is amazing! Or perhaps I should say, the strange and terrifying world of Jeff Clark- soulful singer of lounge lizard lyricism!! 8)
Petofi
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Cassandra on August 09, 2002, 08:35:38 AM
ROTF!!!![/color]
Ringo, this is priceless!! I love it!! [thumb]
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: ROBINV on August 09, 2002, 12:05:45 PM
Ringo, I just woke up, saw your insane album cover, laughed very, very hard, my back has gone out and you've got a lawsuit on your hands!
Just kidding about my back Ringo, but this is one of the most hilarious things I've seen yet on this board--right up there with your Willie magazine cover!
Keep it up, my friend. You're the greatest, baby!
Love, Robin
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: RingoCollins on August 10, 2002, 07:18:53 AM
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<snort!> Where did you (pardon the pun) dig that up, whose body IS that, and why is the guy wearing Bruno's clothes??!!
I promised not to tell about the body! 8) But the original owner answered that musical question: 'Who Loves Ya Baby?'
and as far as Bruno's threads; He was a trend-setter! [and it is an old album! ;)]
Thanky for the kind reviews! :D
[sorry for the mess!][I just spilled my margarita!] :-[
Title: Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on August 11, 2002, 03:08:13 AM
Hey Ringo,
A true masterpiece! By the way, I didn't know that Paul Shaffer had a grown son.
Bob the Bartender, who thinks that maybe you should present all of the Dark Shadows actors in a similar denuded, "chrone dome" manner.