enduring mysteries, perplexing mysteries such as:
the so-called "Lost Colony"
The disappearance of Amelia Earhart,
And there WAS a movie that showed Jane Fonda on the pot, was it "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice"?
Knowing how arthritis feels, how did Barnabas even manage to get out of the coffin after lying in it for 175 years? Wouldn't he be stiff. Maybe they didn't have such things as arthritis in those days. Probably took better care of themselves.
Speaking of Barnabus . . . Ok he gets out of the coffin after 172 years then the next thing we know he shows up at Collinwood to meet his family. Where did he get the money to buy his new clothes? Surely he wasn't buried with a wad of cash in his pocket.
Years ago, a friend who was a big fan of Cheryl Ladd's when she worked on CHARLIE'S ANGELS, said that a gorgeous gal like that doesn't sit on the bowl, squeezing like the rest of us. Her poop comes out from a small slit in her abdomen, all wrapped in shiny foil, stinkless, perfect, like a baked potato.
Your comment about observing nature's call in the woods reminds of an old rhetorical question that can be applied to Dark Shadows: Does Willie Loomis #@%@ in the woods of Collinwood?
Anyway, Willie was trying to get out of there and Adam was saying no, and Willie yelled, "I gotta GO!" and proceeded to run up the stairs.
Proof positive. There's a bathroom upstairs at the Old House.
Case closed.
...I just can't see the 18th century, aristocratic Barnabas Collins deigning to perform hard, physical labor, can you?
I like this Connie person. She has a very serious handle on the ridiculous.[shadow=navy,left,300]--Mark[/shadow]
Sure, that's fun for Mr. B. Heck, I won't even mention all of those whips, chains and other assorted items that Barnabas has stashed in that other secret room behind the bookshelf in the Old House drawing room. Suffice it to say, that the Marquis de Sade would be very impressed!