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Title: Episode #0263
Post by: CTP/FITBs on September 30, 2009, 08:25:19 PM

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Lydia on October 01, 2009, 04:54:40 AM

Setup:

Vicky: I'm pregnant, Sam, and you're the father, and don't try to deny it.
Sam: But Vicky, I can't be the father, because...

Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: CallieWL on October 07, 2009, 08:03:45 PM

...that would imply that a young woman like you had had relations with a much older man like me, and that just couldn't happen in Collinsport!

Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Sara Monster on October 08, 2009, 02:31:18 AM

"drinking paint thinner for years has made me sterile"

"20 years ago, I was a woman!"

"putting a Raggedy Ann doll in your panty hoes does not make you with child"

"Carolyn would kill me!"

Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 11, 2012, 05:25:50 AM

My sperm count is lower than your IQ.