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Title: Episode #0757
Post by: CTP/FITBs on August 04, 2009, 08:48:12 PM
[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
Title: Re: Episode #0757
Post by: Lydia on August 05, 2009, 08:43:03 AM
Setup:

Quentin: Don’t you see, Angelique, your problem with Barnabas is that you’re going about it all wrong!  You’re not giving him what he wants!  I know Barnabas, and I know he wants what any man wants!  He wants __________
Title: Re: Episode #0757
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 05, 2009, 09:54:34 AM
"... He wants two of those particular items which sometimes but not all that often extend out to... well, here!   I'm gesturing dirtily like nobody's business, already!!  Surely you have it within your power to... well, you know!"
Title: Re: Episode #0757
Post by: Sara Monster on August 07, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
"a BIG ROUND BOOTY, you must gain atleast 30 lbs immediantly!"

"a little woman to kneel by her man's side & serve as a cupholder"

"pork pockets..And no, I don't mean a dirty nickname for a part of the female anatomy, I mean literally: PORK POCKETS, warm bits of heaven & man's greatest creation! That's all you really need in life, just pork pockets."

"you to dress in Princess Leia's metal bikini slavegirl outfit"
Title: Re: Episode #0757
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 07, 2009, 09:06:56 PM
"a little woman to kneel by her man's side & serve as a cupholder"

She actually tried that in 1796 - at least the kneeling by Barnabas' side part. Though it only lasted about 2 minutes. I guess she didn't do it long enough.  [ghost_nowink]
Title: Re: Episode #0757
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 08, 2009, 12:26:53 AM
"a little woman to kneel by her man's side & serve as a cupholder"

LOL!