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Complete this phrase: "Aristede and Petofi were very happy to have as their dear guest Barnabas chained in a coffin because it meant..."
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...they had an extra table for the food spread when they had too many guests over.
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"another person to claim as a tax write off"
"no more hearing of his damn monologuings"
"there would now be 3 players for Monopoly-Night-Mondays!"
"someone to work the camera"
"one step closer to opening their own horror-themed restaurant"
"they finally had a pet!"
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(Cross-coffined Barnabas would make a great pet... no upkeep, no litter box, no watering I guess... not if you want to avoid the litter box... a captrive audience for your insane power ranting... I'm gettin' me one!)
"Aristede and Petofi were very happy to have as their dear guest Barnabas chained in a coffin because it meant he was already right where Petofi's enemies always end up anyway, and they could skip a step."