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Title: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Mark Rainey on July 08, 2002, 04:50:28 AM
Continued from the Make Your home COLLINWOOD!!! thread....


DARK SHADOWS: THE LABYRINTH OF SOULS
Outtake #2


The cold dawn of a new day found Julia Hoffman already out of bed, dressed, and hard at work on her research of the venom in Carolyn's blood. In the last 24 hours, she had discovered no new properties, isolated no unusual compounds, observed no variation in fresh samples, or otherwise made any more headway than she had on the first night. She felt thoroughly frustrated and very nearly defeated.

She was about to mount another specimen on the stage of the microscope when the phone rang. Her heart skipped a beat. Not again, she thought.

"Hello?" she whispered.

"Hello, Julia," came a soft, half-familiar feminine voice. "I have to tell you.... Carolyn is simply not suitable for Quentin. No one is suitable for Quentin."

"Except for you, don't you mean?"

"Exactly."

"Do you know what you are?" Julia snapped.

"Full of shit?"

"Absolutely right."

"Ah."

"Do not call here again," Julia said sternly, clenching one fist in anger. "If you do, I will turn you over to Sheriff Patterson and then you'll only get one phone call. I doubt you will wish to waste it on me."

"Don't bet on it, Julia."

"I'm going to say good-bye now. Remember my advice."

There was a round of muted giggling, a click, and then the line went dead. Julia gently placed the receiver back on its cradle, wondering why this mysterious caller--and her giggling friend--continued to plague her. The caller seemed to know too much about her--and the whole Collins family.

Perhaps the strange, deluded woman simply watched too much television.

End of Outtake #2

[shadow=maroon,left,300]--Mark[/shadow]
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: scout75 on July 08, 2002, 04:54:16 AM
Bravo!
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 08, 2002, 05:20:48 AM
ROTFLOL!!  wonderful answer Julia!


Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Carol on July 08, 2002, 06:36:13 AM
I love it!

I've told her to check the DS Forums when she has a chance. I hope she does because she should like what you've written.

You've done great, Mark! [thumb]
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Connie on July 08, 2002, 07:37:07 AM
OMG !!  This is too much!   :o
I LOVE THIS!

 
My favorite exchange:

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Continued from the Make Your home COLLINWOOD!!! thread....

"Do not call here again," Julia said sternly, clenching one fist in anger. "If you do, I will turn you over to Sheriff Patterson and then you'll only get one phone call. I doubt you will wish to waste it on me."

"Don't bet on it, Julia."


ROFL.  
I'm never gonna live that phone call down now!  Guess I'll have to be in disguise...from here on forward.

(http://http://members.aol.com/beamoflite/images/disguise.jpg)

Thanks Mark - yer a sweetie.

-Connie
P.S.  Only, when do I get to be in Quentin's arms??  (It's all I live for).   ;)
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: scout75 on July 10, 2002, 02:40:56 AM
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I'm never gonna live that phone call down now!


I'd say that's a pretty good bet!  ;)
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Julianka7 on July 14, 2002, 05:21:44 PM
Mark,
This was so funny and
Connie, the picture with
you in a beard was a hoot  :D
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Carol on July 14, 2002, 05:34:13 PM
Personally, I think she looks like Petofi behind those Foster Grants.  
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: RingoCollins on July 15, 2002, 04:10:51 AM
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OMG !!  
Guess I'll have to be in disguise...from here on forward.

P.S.  Only, when do I get to be in Quentin's arms??  (It's all I live for).   ;)


Touchy feely, touchy, feely! ::)
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Connie on July 15, 2002, 11:30:12 AM
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Personally, I think she looks like Petofi behind those Foster Grants.  


Thanks a bunch, pal.
No, actually, you can tell us apart because HIS beard is curly and mine isn't.

With fondest joy,
-CLC
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: VAM on July 15, 2002, 12:02:20 PM
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Thanks a bunch, pal.
No, actually, you can tell us apart because HIS beard is curly and mine isn't.

With fondest joy,
-CLC


The beard is more like GARTH BLACKWOOD"S  (and why would I happen to know...)
Title: Re: Connie Strikes Again!
Post by: Daphne on July 16, 2002, 05:07:49 AM
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Perhaps the strange, deluded woman simply watched too much television.


rotflmaowtimes!!!! *bouncing up and down laughing* thanks for sharing ur grayson story with us, Connie ^_^ and ty 4 writing mark ^_^

still giggling, ~Daphne