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Title: Episode #0790
Post by: CTP/FITBs on May 31, 2009, 07:44:43 PM

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Title: Re: Episode #0790
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 01, 2009, 03:07:12 PM

Set-up:
J: (thinking) "Is this what being a newlywed is supposed to be?   Why don't they issue a manual?   If I'd known about the _________ and __________ I might have thought twice!"

Title: Re: Episode #0790
Post by: Sara Monster on June 02, 2009, 05:16:51 PM

"Is this what being a newlywed is supposed to be?   Why don't they issue a manual?   If I'd known about the _________ and __________ I might have thought twice!"

"sobbing" and "pathetic begging of forgiveness after failing in the sack"

"hours a husband spends in the bathroom" "their reluctance to trim their toenails"

"clamps" and "the kiddie pool filled with jello"

"seperate bedroom rule" and "the law that a wife must allow her husband to have up to 3 girlfriends during the first year of marriage"