DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 => Topic started by: CTP/FITBs on April 19, 2009, 11:12:02 PM

Title: Episode #0760
Post by: CTP/FITBs on April 19, 2009, 11:12:02 PM
[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
Title: Re: Episode #0760
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 20, 2009, 04:20:34 AM
Set-up:
Edward's endorsements of Depends Victorian men's undergarments were not going swimmingly.   There was no television, so he had to do it door-to-door, for one thing.  For another, his cousin Barnasbas kept __________!"
Title: Re: Episode #0760
Post by: Sara Monster on April 21, 2009, 02:19:19 AM
"finding excuses to run off when he needed a changin' "

"screaming 'EWWWww, Humans are DISGUSTING!!!' everytime he acted out when nature calls."

"refusing Edward's suggestion to wear his complimentary pair on the outside of his pants to show them off for the public."

"claiming he did not know Edward or was related to him, when others saw them together."

"insisting chamber pots were the only way to go."
Title: Re: Episode #0760
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 21, 2009, 03:13:49 AM
"... For another, his cousin Barnasbas kept interrupting to rebut, and tell people that the leaky and frightening undergarments had in fact not reduced Edward's public embarrassment on bit, nor his family's!"