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Title: Episode #0746
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 30, 2009, 11:03:12 PM
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Fill in the blanks: Barnabas - "I'm awfully sorry, Judith, but I simply cannot ________ because ________"
Title: Re: Episode #0746
Post by: Sara Monster on March 31, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
Barnabas - "I'm awfully sorry, Judith, but I simply cannot ________ because ________"

"accompany the family to morning Mass" because "I worship the Horned God: Cernunnous."

"come to breakfast" because  "of my irritable bowel syndrome."

"try some of your famous home-baked garlic bread" because  "I don't like you."

"explain my use of the phrases: 'groovy' & 'Sock it to me!'" because "you're a woman, so why should I explain ANYTHING to you?!"

"go mirror shopping with you & Edward this afternoon"  because "I will prowling hookers downtown, to satisfy my unnatural urges..er I mean, conducting business in Bangor..."
Title: Re: Episode #0746
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 31, 2009, 06:27:32 AM
"try some of your famous home-baked garlic bread" because  "I don't like you."

LOL...

Barnabas - "I'm awfully sorry, Judith, but I simply cannot donate, uh... blood to the, uh... Red Cross, because... well, there are two very good reasons I can't tell you about!"