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Title: Episode #0738
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 10, 2009, 09:06:54 PM

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Complete this phrase: "Upon discovering himself in 1897, Barnabas decided almost immediately to keep a diary of his exploits, and on this night he was detailing the exciting story of how he'd...!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: Sara Monster on March 12, 2009, 03:31:23 AM

"claimed to be an inventor while unveiling the Frisbee, Lava Lamp & Pop Tarts onto the 19th century for modest profit & credit, little caring the possible damages it could bring to the future"

"pulled the old 'cousin from England' story on another bunch of suckers"

"got to 2nd base with Rachel, not realizing that his source for such slang, Willie, whom had defined this as being within 2 feet of a female without getting maced, was incorrect"

"made Sandor & Magda repaint the Old House orange, purple & then back to it's original color...all for kicks"

"terrorized the town, while in his bat form, by flying into the hair of every woman in sight"

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 12, 2009, 05:36:51 AM

"... just found a piece of paper and decided to start a diary."  (Big LOLs at those first two, SM!)

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: CallieWL on April 30, 2009, 05:56:55 PM

...completely unselfishly saved the family yet AGAIN and at the risk of his own life with only the altruistic motive of doing good for good's sake.

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 01, 2009, 06:02:18 AM

"divided the women of 1897 Collinsport into two categories: blood donors and reincarnated Josettes."

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 06, 2009, 10:52:19 PM

 [laughing4]  And that would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.  ::)

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: MaggieEvans on May 06, 2009, 11:44:30 PM

Quote from: Sara Monster on March 12, 2009, 03:31:23 AM

"got to 2nd base with Rachel, not realizing that his source for such slang, Willie, whom had defined this as being within 2 feet of a female without getting maced, was incorrect"

OMG that's hilarious!!!

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: MaggieEvans on May 06, 2009, 11:46:43 PM

"Upon discovering himself in 1897, Barnabas decided almost immediately to keep a diary of his exploits, and on this night he was detailing the exciting story of how he'd claim to invent the internet, just to beat Al Gore to it."

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: Uncle Roger on March 14, 2015, 02:13:53 PM

realized that Collinsport was Josette Central

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 17, 2015, 12:02:21 AM

chuckle, unc

Title: Re: Episode #0738
Post by: Uncle Roger on March 17, 2015, 02:40:44 AM

Thank you, Magnus!! [vampire] [vampire] [vampire]