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Title: Episode #0569
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 21, 2008, 08:12:42 PM

 [shkdb]

Complete this phrase: "Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that...!!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: Garth Blackwood on June 22, 2008, 06:25:01 PM

Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that Cassandra was caught in a rather compromising situation with her son, Harry!!

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 23, 2008, 01:37:20 AM

"Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that someone had sneaked into the kitchen, and incinerated the angel food cake!!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: McTrooper on June 23, 2008, 07:15:15 PM

Mrs. Johnson informed him . . that she used to be a male stripper. 

Mrs. Johnson informed him . . that her famous roast duck was actually roast spam.

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 23, 2008, 08:15:39 PM

 [laughing4]  And apparently Nicholas' palate isn't quite as well educated as he'd like people to believe if he can't even tell the difference between duck and Spam!  [spam1]  [lghy]

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 24, 2008, 11:29:38 AM

"Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that his sister's wig had just been found on Sheriff Patterson's head, without his permission!!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 24, 2008, 04:30:04 PM

I just had a flashing image of Patterson wearing that wig.  [stfl]

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 24, 2008, 07:44:20 PM

(And now the photoshopping begins, by someone who knows how unlike me.... I think I may have stolen that joke now though, maybe from Lydia...)

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: Lydia on June 25, 2008, 04:25:22 AM

No, Magnus, you didn't steal it from me.  I checked my inventory of jokes, and they're all present and accounted for.

Title: Re: Episode #0569
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 18, 2012, 06:29:51 AM

She used to be a high priestness named Raxl.