We have three vicious, rip-roaring housecats: Abbott, Charcoal, and Dusty. Abbott's the old fart of the bunch; the other two are 3-year-old sisters. They love their Uncle Abbott to death, but being an old curmudgeon, he doesn't want anything to do with them.
Abbott is occasionally known to watch too much television:
(http://home.triad.rr.com/smrainey/abbott.jpg)
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WHAT A GUY!! Such a handsome old guy....
Elizabeth -- I'm not THAT old!
Oh, wait, you meant Abbott, didn't you. ;)
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