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Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 31, 2008, 07:28:06 PM
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Complete this phrase: "Dr. Lang hemmed and hawed when Julia anxiously questioned whether or not Lang's claim that Barnabas would be able to live as a 'normal man' meant that Barnabas would be able to..."
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"...that Barnabas would be able to live as a 'normal man' meant that Barnabas would be able to cheat on his taxes, worm his way out of jury duty, and complain about the system without ever actually voting."
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...whether or not Lang's claim that Barnabas would be able to live as a 'normal man' meant that Barnabas would be able to pee standing up, but Lang finally admitted that Barnabas not would be able to pee at all, standing up or otherwise, except when the moon was full.
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"Dr. Lang hemmed and hawed when Julia anxiously questioned whether or not Lang's claim that Barnabas would be able to live as a 'normal man' meant that Barnabas would be able to go for five seconds without lovingly stroking his own face."
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....actually learn how to drive a car.
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[pointing-up] [wink2]
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good one arashi...
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Sit around the house in his underwear drinking beer while watching football