LEAVE IT TO CREATURE, episode 1
Julia: "Barnabas, I'm worried about the Creature. He's been hanging around with Buzz Hackett and Eddie Haskell down at the Blue Whale."
Barnabas: "Oh, I'm sure he's fine, dear. He's old enough to make his own decisions. Besides, in a few more years, he'll be able to drink legally."
Julia: "B-B-But Barnabas... He's not been acting quite himself. Haven't you noticed that his complexion is a little green?"
Barnabas: "Maybe it's just a bug. It'll pass. But you might want to give him a little sedative before he goes to bed."
Willy: "Hey, Mom, can I go out to the movies tonight? There's a Darren Gross film festival at the Bijoux."
Barnabas: "Son, don't you have homework to do tonight?"
Willy: "I've finished it all, Dad. Well...sort of."
Julia: "Willy, is Maggie Evans going to be at the show?"
Willy: "Well, um...maybe she is."
Julia: (smiling knowingly) "Barnabas, I think it'd be all right."
Barnabas: "Well, as long as you're not out too late. Remember, tomorrow's a school day."
Willy: "Gee, thanks! You guys are swell."
Barnabas: "Just be sure you don't abduct Maggie. You know how suspicious people can be in a small town."
Willy: "Oh, sure, Dad. Well, see you later."
Sound of the door knocker.
Larry Mondello: "Hi, I'm Larry Mondello. Have you seen the Beav?"
Barnabas: "I'm afraid you have the wrong show, son. But come inside. We may have need of your brain."
Larry Mondello: "Gee whiz, the Creature really does have swell parents!"
Cue music.
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