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Complete this phrase: "In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was..."
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In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was: "If you don't get yourself a brand-new coffin every year, you'll never keep up with the Collinses!"
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"In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was to tell customers that the coffin had had only one owner... he found, though, that this pitch didn't work as well outside Collinsport." LOL Lydia....
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LOL yourself, Magnus.
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In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was: Our coffins are designed for unlimited openings and closings in the event it may be needed as a hideaway, or if you find you need to get back out of it someday.
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"Our coffins are so roomy, you Can take it with you....."