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Title: Episode #0384
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 14, 2007, 04:10:34 AM

 [shkdb]

Fill in the blank: "Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: '________'!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: MagnusTrask on September 14, 2007, 07:08:06 AM

"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'The Surgeon General has determined that being shot with a gun can be hazardous to your health.'!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on September 15, 2007, 03:52:16 AM

"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: '_ Made in Canada... don't cha know._'!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: Lydia on September 15, 2007, 08:02:24 AM

Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Caution: avoid using when under the influence of witchcraft'!!

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 25, 2007, 04:49:35 PM

 [laughing4]  [thumb]

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: CallieWL on April 16, 2009, 07:44:56 PM

Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Made by Mattel'!

or

...'Made in China'!

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 16, 2009, 07:54:18 PM

"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Reccommended dosage for humans: 1 bullet.   For witches, required dosage may vary.   Try shooting twelve times, see if that works.'!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: Janet the Wicked on April 16, 2009, 07:56:58 PM

"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: "Must be at least 150 years of age to operate!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: patrickm on November 12, 2010, 06:23:08 PM

'trigger not included'

Title: Re: Episode #0384
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on November 12, 2010, 07:38:16 PM

 [pointing-up]  THAT would be a problem.  [wink2]