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Members' Mausoleum => Games => Topic started by: VAM on May 13, 2002, 05:16:29 AM
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Professor T.E. Stokes has been named Dean of the Collinsport College. His notable faculty includes all our favorite DS characters. List some of the instructors and their course of study.
For example as follows:
Course-PreMed 101
Dissection of the Cadaver
Instructor-Dr Eric Lang
You get the idea....Have some fun!
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Theology 205: Ancient Religions-Leviathanology
Instructor: Jeb Hawkes PhD
Required Text: Book Of Naga
Art 116
Instructor: Sam Evans
Required Text: How To Age and Fireproof Your Masterpiece
Mythological And Practical Studies
Instructor: Quentin Collins
Required Text: How To Obedience Train and Housebreak Your Werewolf
Must provide you own silver pentagram necklace and newpapers. Must have working knowledge of dates of full moons. No Flexi Leads Allowed! Sit/Stay!
Libations 101
Instructor: Roger Collins
Guest Speakers: Bob Rooney and Bobubas
Basic Care and Maintenence Of 1966 Ford Mustangs
Instructor: David Collins-Bleeder Valve Specialist
Egyptian Mythology
Instructor: Laura Collins
Must provide own asbsestos skivies.
Advanced Pharmacology
Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman
The instructor will provide the needed sedatives, syringes and IV fluids!
Intro To Modern Dance
Instructors: Carolyn Stoddard and Buzz Hacket
Class will be held at The Blue Whale. Bring your own quarters for the jukebox!
Cooking On A Budget
Instructor: Sarah Johnson
Well that's all I can think of. Registration begins next August for the Fall Semester![/color]
[shadow=purple,left,300]Always, Minja [read][/shadow]
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Course: Writing 101
How to get your book published
Instructor: William Hollinghead Loomis
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Course: How to Make Money Fast
The Art of the Sting
Instructor: Mr. Jason McGuire
In the same vein,
Course: Where to find Money
The Art of Grab and Run
Instructor: Willie(The Loser) Loomis with permission
from Sheriff Patterson, Collinsport Jail.
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Oh, I like your courses better than mine, Minja! I'm sure I could learn something from Mrs. Johnson and how to swirl brandy just right by Roger. I love it!
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Course 222- How To Meet And Marry A Millionare
Instructor: Suki Forbes
Course 21- The Ancient Art Of Witchcraft
Instructor: Angelique Collins
Course: Introduction To Hairdressing
Instructor: Peter Bradford
Course:109-Singing Voice Workshop (How to Rid Yourself Of Stagefright)
Instructor-Miss Pansy Faye
Course:How To Become A Professional Speaker (Making Your Voice Heard)
Instructor: Jeff Clark
Course:007-How To Master The Art Of Influence;
Instructor-Nickolas Blair
Course: Introduction To Anger Management (Blowing Your Top Without Losing Your Cool)
Instructor: Peter Bradford
Course 113- Advanced Masonry (Specializing In Brick Laying)
Instructor:Barnabas Collins
Course 1776-How To Obtain A Greencard
Instructor-Sandor Rakosi
Thanks Vam! This was hysterical!! :)
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Advance Class... How to Raise and Properly Discipline Your Children
Instructor: Rev Trask
Also Rev Trask will be teaching:
How to Spot a Witch, and What to Do With Them
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Egyptian Mythology
Instructor: Laura Collins
Must provide own asbsestos skivies.
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[shadow=purple,left,300]Always, Minja [read][/shadow]
Is this a required course? :o
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What a talented bunch we have
how about
Spells and potions
by Angelique
want to stalk someone and try to make them fall in love with you! then this is the course for you!
Understanding(or not)
how to get through life utterly clueless
by Vicki W.
jennifer
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Psych 401.1 Child Psychology from the Perspective of the Child; Mr. David Collins; 3 credits
HomEc 202.1 Hair-Bun Arranging; Mrs. Sarah Johnson; 3 credits
Ec 405.1 Non-Traditional Economic Investing; Mr. Jason Maguire; 3 credits
PhysEd 102.1 Finger Wagging; Mrs. Sarah Johnson; 2 Continuing Education Units
HomEc 304.1 Home Shopping for the Agoraphobic; Mrs. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard; 3 credits
Agri 405.1 The Care and Breeding of Unicorns; Mr. Andreas Petofi; 3 credits
HoBusAd 303.1 Hospitality for Unexpected Guests; Mrs. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard; 3 credits
Psych 205.1 Personal Characteristics in Human Relationships; Miss Hallie Stokes; 3 credits (class cancelled)
Gerard
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Psychology 203
Interpreting Dreams
Cassandra Blair Collins
And some continuing education for the hobbyist and do it yourself enthusiast...
Restoring and Repairing Historical Homes
Willie Loomis
Caring for Your Antique Dolls
Jenny Collins
Painting the Phoenix
75 Ways to Depict a Supernatural Being with Fire
Sam Evans
Decorating with Afghans
Maggie Evans
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Law 101
Course: The Justice System
Instructor: Garth Blackwood
(I just had to add this one to the list! ;))
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Professor T.E. Stokes has been named Dean of the Collinsport College. His notable faculty includes all our favorite DS characters. List some of the instructors and their course of study.
We librarians never rest do we? ;) You are so inventive, VAM!
What wonderful courses, everyone! (Especially loved the Eliz. Collins HSN course.) Where do I sign up?
Dollmaking 101
Instructor: Angelique Bouchard Collins
Students advised to bring their own pins and item owned by nearest available enemy.
Exorcism in 10 Easy Steps
Instructor: Rev. Trask, M.Div.
Recommended: BYOB (that means "bring your own Bible" not "bring your own bottle", sinner!)
Introduction to Parapsychology and Charms
Instructor: T. Elliot Stokes, Ph.D.
Recommended: BYOB (preferably sherry)
Portrait Painting 101
Instructor: Charles Delaware Tate, M. A.
Warning: Students are advised not to sign up for this course unless in desperate need for new friends. Students will keep all art work and anything issuing from it. No exceptions!
Living Dead: the Undead's Guide to Casket Living
Instructor: Barnabas Collins
Guest speaker: the late Martha Stewart
Description: A course incorporating practical suggestions for creating a pleasant and practical environment in a closed space. Advice will be given for choosing appropriate coffin linings, pillows and even banishing that pesky coffin breath forever. Recommended: BYOC (casket)
Okay, okay, I better get back to work now! [wavey]
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A Beginners Course in Hairstyling
Instructor: Bruno Hess, Esq.
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Psychology 203
Interpreting Dreams
Cassandra Blair Collins
Painting the Phoenix
75 Ways to Depict a Supernatural Being with Fire
Sam Evans
Decorating with Afghans
Maggie Evans
Castlebee, I love your Avatar of the puppy! How adorable!
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Course: Hypnotism 300 - This course covers all the basics of the art of hypnotism and some of the more advanced topics such as what objects are most hypnotic and how to cleverly introduce those objects into conversation without being too obvious.
Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman
Course: Genealogy 201 - Intermediate genealogy. Covers all aspects of researching your family tree or someone else's for fun and profit.
Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman
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We librarians never rest do we? ;) You are so inventive, VAM!
HappyBat,
Thank you for your kind compliment - It truly is rewarding to see others having fun!
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A Beginners Course in Hairstyling
Instructor: Bruno Hess, Esq.
VERY funny, Chris!
How about
Revenge 101 - Instructor: Burke Devlin the 1st
Whining and Wimpdom - Instructor: Burke Devlin the 2nd
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Hey Gang,
How about these elective courses:
Preparing for the LSAT - How to get into law school.
Instructor: Anthony Petersen, J.D. (whose "flourishing" local law practice affords him plenty of time to teach this course to eager, prospective law students .)
American Gypsy Folklore - This course will acquaint the student with the customs and legends of the various gypsy tribes of the United States. Particular attention will be devoted to familiarizing students with the ancient gypsy practice of the "Gadjo," how to pull a "fast one" on some unsuspecting sucker and how to place the malochi or the "evil eye" on one's enemies.
Instructor: King Johnny Romano
Required Coures Material: A talisman, preferably one from Taormina, Sicily.
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Course: Wireless communication
Instructor: Barnabas Collins
Bring carton of candles.
Course: Imbibing of Spirits
Instructor: Roger Collins
BYOB
Course: The Art of Pipe Curls
Instructor: Millicent Collins
Bring curling iron. Tanis
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Course: The Art of Pipe Curls
Instructor: Millicent Collins
Bring curling iron. Tanis
Is that what they call it-I have already received some education! ;)
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VAM wrote: Is this a required course?
Depends on your major. There is a Teacher's Assistant position open if your interested! ;D
Update on Quentin Collins course.....
Guest speaker...Daniel OZ Osbourne(not to be confused with Ozzy)
Update on Libations 101...
Guest speaker...Mr. Norm Peterson
Plus classes will be held at The Blue Whale prior to Intro to Modern Dance.[/color]
[shadow=purple,left,300]Always, Minja [read][/shadow]
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Depends on your major. There is a Teacher's Assistant position open if your interested! ;D
Deja vu[angryf]...Time to bring back the fireman!
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