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Title: Episode #0321
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 18, 2007, 11:57:10 PM

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Complete this phrase: "Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not..."

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 19, 2007, 01:49:23 AM

"Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not vampires poop, and if so, if they do it in the woods, since they had no plumbing... and if Barnabas would strangle him if he took a picture of it for his scrapbook."

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: loril54 on June 19, 2007, 07:29:45 AM

"Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not Barnabas could get a hard-on ,  and if he did,  would she give him an education on what a  modern gal would want"  ::)

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: Willie on June 19, 2007, 02:44:37 PM

"Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not...it actually could cause a person to go blind, or grow warts on their hand."

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: Sara Monster on January 10, 2009, 06:46:16 PM

"Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not..."

"it was normal to have hair there."

"candles were edible."

"spider bites can give you super powers."

"it was unhealthy to simply empty a champer pot out the window."

"he could replace his blood with Kool Aid so Barnabas would stop biting him."

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: CallieWL on March 19, 2009, 08:45:44 PM

Gee, Magnus, this time I nearly spewed my yogurt!
Hilarious captions all around! [clap]

Title: Re: Episode #0321
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 31, 2009, 02:05:27 PM

"Dr. Hoffman thought long and hard before answering Willie's rather embarrassing medical question as to whether or not he should really be so long and hard."  (Thanks Callie)