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Title: Episode #0269
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 05, 2007, 05:25:06 PM
 :o

Complete this phrase: "Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that..."
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: Willie on April 05, 2007, 06:07:46 PM
"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...hey, wait a minute...the guy wants 120 bucks an hour plus expenses?!?"
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 05, 2007, 08:11:37 PM
"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that his previous self played by another actor was leading a double life! What does that even mean, asked Burke...."
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: IluvBarnabas on April 05, 2007, 09:42:55 PM
Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...Willie Loomis went to the same plastic surgeon he did!
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: arashi on April 06, 2007, 04:31:29 AM
LOL! Those are all great.  ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: Sara Monster on May 22, 2009, 03:44:05 AM
"the Collins steal cable"

"6 trick-or-treaters were seriously injured back in the early 60s when Collinwood still used 'the hounds' for security"

"Bob the Bartender is wanted in 20 states for various charges including manslaughter"

"Roger was born with a tail"
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 22, 2009, 01:23:36 PM
"Burke is a great big dufus."
Title: Re: Episode #0269
Post by: Uncle Roger on April 04, 2016, 04:06:27 AM
That, in prison, he was voted most likely to drop the soap.