DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

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Title: What would DS people put on their resumes.
Post by: loril54 on April 04, 2007, 04:33:41 PM

Maggie's resume was funny. I was thinking that Rogers resume would have on it. Able to follow orders from family members.

Mrs. Johnson's would be making boiled dinners.

Can you give me more examples.

Title: Re: What would DS people put on their resumes.
Post by: Willie Loomis on April 04, 2007, 05:18:51 PM

mrs. johnson:    I was able to create space in large rooms of the masion by moving small pieces of furniture into the secret passages in the bowels of the building.   The family never noticed anything was ever missing.

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard:  Stay at home mom from 1949 - 1968

Julia Hoffman:   Quack....Quack-Quack....Quack-Quack......

Title: Re: What would DS people put on their resumes.
Post by: Gerard on April 05, 2007, 11:55:22 AM

Matthew Morgan:  Human Relations
Laura Collins:  Propane Sales and Service
Jason Maguire:  Investment Consultant
The Reverend Gregory Trask:  Grief Counselor
Pansey Faye:  Singing Telegram Deliverer

Gerard

Title: Re: What would DS people put on their resumes.
Post by: Willie on April 05, 2007, 02:40:06 PM

Harry Johnson - good at helping out around the house (please do not check references), "with-it" guy, good at recognizing an opportunity when he sees one (well, maybe not so good).

Victoria Winters - good with children.  Not so good with other things.  Extremely questionable taste in men.  Friendly and talkative, up on all the latest sleeveless fashions.

Magda Racossi - Loyal, trusting, endures physical abuse well.  Novice spell-caster, does not work well without direct supervision.

Barnabas Collins - available for night shift only.  Gives orders well.  Excellent management material. 

King Johnny Romano - Very talkative, sharp dresser.  Natural born leader.  A bit too boisterous to get the job job done sometimes, requires salary commensurate with title - and if you forget the title, he'll be happy to remind you - "KING Johnny Romano".

Title: Re: What would DS people put on their resumes.
Post by: IluvBarnabas on April 05, 2007, 02:40:40 PM

Quentin Collins (1987): self-serving bartender.

Gabriel Collins: Instructor for the handicapped.

Maggie Collins (1970PT): Doormat (the way she let Quentin walk all over her, she may as well have been!).

Willie Loomis: Grave digger (would sound a lot better than grave robber on a resume don't you think?)