DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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[noseinair]
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On nights when she was home alone, Carolyn would sometimes practice the often difficult technique that every true Collins must perfect: how to hold ones nose high in the air while still being able to clearly look down upon the rest of the world.
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Carolyn, thinking to herself: I never have to ask whats on the dinner menu since Mrs.Johnson arrived, I can smell it from here!
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Carolyn is daydreaming about the day when her prince would come....and then the next one would come....and then the next one would come...
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Yessiree, when I take over this joint, I'm tossing all this musty crap, and I'll get fuschia bean-bag chairs, a zany paisley sofa, fake zebra-skin rug, yellow Naugahyde recliner, macrame drapes... All that good stuff I saw in "House Beautiful."
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These are great!!
Carolyn, thinking: "Keep the nose up, wings retracted, stabilize your speed and drop all unnecessary weight..."
Poor Carolyn didn't realize that David's aviation magazine got mixed in with her charm school course.
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Carolyn, wonders: I am not stuck up! how can Vickie say that!... just because I look down my nose at everyone doesn't make me... well alright, I'm stuck up! Stuck up! Stuck up.. HELP! Mother! get me down from here!!