DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Barnabas: I've told you before, Willie. Indoor plumbing was not around when this house was originally built. If you want to go, there's an outhouse in the garden....
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Barnabas: I assure you Willie, I definitely was NOT staring at Miss Winters' boosums.
Willie (thinking): Yeah right!
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Barnabas: I suppose you could say this is the beginnig of a special relationship... Just you and I Willie.
Willie: Yeah, you and me... gulp!
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Barnabas: There you go, Willie, that's the face I want you to use when I sit you on my lap and we play the ventriloquist and his dummy.
Willie (thinking) Gak the things I have to do for this vampire!
Alondra
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Willie: Please Barnabas, won't you let me get Doc Woodard to prescribe some more hormones for me? I can't stand the hot flashes anymore!
Barnabas: No, Willie, I forbid it! They make your blood taste like okra!