DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
		Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 19, 2007, 05:01:28 AM
		
			
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				Sam Evans: This place is driving me nuts! first they say Maggie will be fine, now they lost her?!  I need a drink!
			 
			
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				Sam: If they don't find Maggie soon, I'm gonna rip this place apart!
Dr. Woodard (thinking): I guess this would be a bad time to mention Maggie's medical bills are going to be REALLY expensive.
			 
			
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				Oh my God, Sam thought, he's gonna find the "toys" I hid in the drawer!
			 
			
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				Being an artist, Sam tended to draw on the right side of his brain far more than the left.     An unexpected side-effect was that his hair grew much faster on the right side.     Well, people expected him to be eccentric.
			
 
			
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				Usually Sam really enjoyed having Dr. Woodard's diminutive doppelganger perched on his shoulder but, every now and then his constant griping got on his nerves.
			
 
			
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				Sam:  So I was telling Dr. Woodard about how Jim put my stapler in jello, but he didn’t believe me, he said I suffered from a Psychic Future TV Show itosis, basically I have intense dreams of tv show events from the future and my breath stinks.