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Title: Episode #0235
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 16, 2007, 06:43:02 AM
 [bawl]

Complete this phrase: "Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe..."
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: MsCriseyde on February 16, 2007, 06:53:08 AM
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe liked to dress like one of the Ikettes and practice his moves for hours on end. He never did anything nice and easy. He always did it rough.  ;D
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 16, 2007, 07:09:42 AM
 [stfl] OMG - I LOVE IT!!  [thumb]
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Lydia on February 16, 2007, 07:16:05 AM
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe's middle name, handed down from generation to generation, was Yellowbutt.
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 16, 2007, 08:14:37 AM
...loved having men with beards kiss him gently on the left side of his head.
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: IluvBarnabas on February 16, 2007, 03:25:24 PM
Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret....that Joe's real name was Seymour Butts.
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Nelson Collins on February 17, 2007, 05:08:24 AM
...loved having men with beards kiss him gently on the left side of his head.

Dang, Magnus!  Another literal LOL.  I'd be ROFL too if I didn't have a cat in my lap!
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Nelson Collins on February 17, 2007, 05:11:10 AM
"Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that last night Joe and Burke had dressed up as gladiators and 'went a couple rounds in the arena' if you get my meaning."
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 17, 2007, 08:03:26 PM
 "Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe..." was a canner by day and a stripper by night.
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 27, 2009, 07:30:06 AM
"Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe was too boring to have any secrets."

"that the Russians were coming, the Russians were coming, and they were invading the Blue Whale first to diable America by taking away its booze."

"that his hand moisturizer just smelled terrific."

"that his vision was impaired and he couldn't figure out why."
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Sara Monster on October 24, 2010, 01:15:50 AM
"had superglued his hands to his face"

"had spent all the money, saved for his boat, at the pinball machine"

"is a furry"
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 24, 2010, 06:58:31 PM
Still laughing over this one:

Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe liked to dress like one of the Ikettes and practice his moves for hours on end. He never did anything nice and easy. He always did it rough.  ;D

But some fill ins are so brilliant that their humorousness will endure for eternity!  [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Episode #0235
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 08, 2012, 07:07:02 AM
Was in reality Prince Namor, the Sub-mariner