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Title: Episode #0222
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 31, 2007, 06:16:54 AM: [snhnsn]
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 31, 2007, 06:38:41 AM: BC: "You show up here without your easel and brushes? You'd forget your head if it weren't screwed on, Mr. Evans!"
SE: "Wait, let me check..."
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: BuzzH on January 31, 2007, 03:45:49 PM: LOL Magnus!
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S: Let me show you a new dance my Maggie taught me Mr. Collins. (singing) Y...M...C...A! It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A!
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Nelson Collins on January 31, 2007, 08:59:01 PM: Sam sings Mitzi Gaynor classics from Rodgers and Hammerstein's South Pacific.
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: arashi on January 31, 2007, 10:12:59 PM: The way you're touching your hair Mr. Evans..... it reminds me of an incompetent lawyer I once knew, many years ago.
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 31, 2007, 10:15:54 PM: [laughing4] [thumbleft]
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 31, 2007, 10:23:26 PM: SE: "Well, Mr. Conrad, if my armpits require periodic airing-out I can hardly be faulted for that, can I?!"
BC: "Your family and armpits... Your daughter at the diner asked me to do something rather extraordinary to hers!" (sequel to obscure caption of mine)
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: loril54 on February 01, 2007, 02:10:27 AM: SE Barnabas at least you don't have dandropp. ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: BuzzH on February 01, 2007, 02:40:46 AM: S: You put your hands behind your head like this and sit up, 'course, it works better to flatten your tummy if you're lying down!
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 01, 2007, 03:38:33 AM: Barnabas: Mr. Evans, I appreciate the offer, although I prefer you paint my portrait and forgo the lap dance.

Sam: Of course your right Mr.Collins, Maggie's always telling me work first play later.
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 01, 2007, 03:46:34 AM: OMG, GOSC! [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Alondra on February 06, 2007, 08:52:22 PM: Sam thinking: I've told him all my best jokes and he sits there like a bump on a log. Obviously this man has no sense of humor!

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 06, 2007, 08:57:46 PM: SE: "Would you like TOUPEE me now, or later, Mr. Conrad?"
BC: "Are you trying to tell me something, Mr. Evans?"
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: BuzzH on February 06, 2007, 10:21:58 PM: S: (singing) Give your body pleasure, Macarena. Because your body is for giving it pleasure & good things, give your body pleasure, Macarena. Ehhhh, Macarena!
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 06, 2007, 10:58:20 PM: NO! NO!! NO!!! Not the Macarena!!!!

(But the caption IS funny. [lghy])
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: IluvBarnabas on February 06, 2007, 11:19:01 PM: Sam: Must you play that damn music box all night long?!!
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 07, 2007, 03:27:39 PM: Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on February 06, 2007, 10:58:20 PM
NO! NO!! NO!!! Not the Macarena!!!!

MB may have experienced some sort of Macarena trauma in his youth. Macarena trauma typically results from having to listen to the Macarena. Yes, it's just that easy! At least you know that many share your pain...
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: CallieWL on February 09, 2007, 07:13:42 PM: Sam thinking: Oh, good Lord, this guy looks positively dead. How the hell am I supposed to make him look alive?
Title: Re: Episode #0222
Post by: Uncle Roger on March 31, 2013, 06:41:32 AM: Sam is unable to engage Barnabas in another round of Simon Says.