DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 19, 2007, 06:11:07 AM
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(Roger is "admiring" Barnabas' ring)
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BC: "What do you mean, 'with this ring I thee wed'?! We just met!"
JF: "You said you were pleased to meet me. There is still such a thing as 'breach of promise', sir!!"
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B: My manicurist uses the most unusual nail softner, Palmolive dish soap!
R: I know the woman! She's a strange one isn't she?
P.S. God, is Frid's hair short there or what??!! ;)
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Roger: You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring? Tell me who your jeweler is! Hurry, man!
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Barnabas Thinking. I hope that you are not thinking of kissing my hand.
Lori
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Roger: You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring? Tell me who your jeweler is! Hurry, man!
[laughing4] Brilliant!
Alondra
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Roger: A most exquisite ring, I am very impressed!
Barnabas: As you should be... you may kiss it if you like.
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Roger: My God, that has to be the fakest-looking ring I've ever seen! I have seen rings out of Cracker Jack boxes that looked more valuable.
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Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?
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Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?
That's put a stop to things pretty fast, wouldn't it?
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Since no one's done it yet...
Roger: "I'm so sorry you are having digestive trouble, cousin. Now, why did you want me to pull your finger?"
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Roger, speaking very seductively: You have very soft hands cousin... so very soft....
Barnabas: Thank you cousin... you may let go now.
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R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake! I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!
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R: Did anyone ever tell you, you shake hands like a girl?
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R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake! I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!
LOL very good [cheers]
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Roger:Â I'm sorry to say this, Cousin Barnabas, but you have the worst case of psoriasis I've ever seen.
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Barnabas: "Yes, Roger, it's a flight ring that I received when I joined The Legion of Superheroes."
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B: My manicurist uses the most unusual nail softner, Palmolive dish soap!
R: I know the woman! She's a strange one isn't she?
P.S. God, is Frid's hair short there or what??!! ;)
Palmolive is the First thing I thought of too!
Great minds think alike ;)
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Rodger: My such a big stone with no inclusions. I hope you don’t mind, but I’ll be trying to swindle you out of it. I hope you have a really clueless lawyer.