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Title: Episode #0211
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 16, 2007, 06:14:01 AM: :o
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 16, 2007, 06:32:20 AM: Mrs. J: "Why yes, it's a... real apron, if that's what you mean...."
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: BuzzH on January 16, 2007, 03:41:16 PM: MrsJ: Mr. Maguire, would you kindly tell Mr. Loomis to remove his hands before *I* remove them? >:(
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: arashi on January 16, 2007, 10:00:01 PM: No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 17, 2007, 12:10:25 AM: Quote from: arashi on January 16, 2007, 10:00:01 PM
No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.

Mrs. J: "Well, whatever comes out, I'll boil it up, and serve it for dinner! That saves me a trip to the market!"
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: arashi on January 17, 2007, 09:08:25 AM: Quote from: MagnusTrask on January 17, 2007, 12:10:25 AM
Quote from: arashi on January 16, 2007, 10:00:01 PM
No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.

Mrs. J: "Well, whatever comes out, I'll boil it up, and serve it for dinner! That saves me a trip to the market!"

OMG! Totally gross mental images!

Mrs. Johnson goes down in the basement and picks facehugger eggs like cabbages, then serves it boiled on a silver platter. >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Janet the Wicked on January 20, 2007, 12:43:36 PM: Mrs J: My cooking gave you indigestion? MY cooking??
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Lydia on January 20, 2007, 01:39:46 PM: Mrs. Johnson: Why, Mr. Maguire, what makes you think that I would take your autographed picture of Rock Hudson?
Jason: Maybe the fact that I found it under your pillow - and I had the devil of a time cleaning the lipstick off of it!
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 20, 2007, 04:51:25 PM: "No, Mr. McGuire, you lose your bet with Willie. I most certainly never did get silicone injections from Dr. Woodard!" :o >:(
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Jackie on January 20, 2007, 06:11:33 PM: ME, you're accusing ME of posioning Willie and driving him away? You think that's why he's disappeared. Well I NEVER! >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 07:39:12 PM: Mrs J, Me, your interested in Me.

Lori
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: IluvBarnabas on January 20, 2007, 07:52:48 PM: Mrs. Johnson: No, I'm not THAT sex-starved.....look what happened the last time, I wounded up with that ninny Harry for a son! It's not worth it!
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Alondra on February 07, 2007, 11:01:31 PM: Mrs. J: You're telling me *I* need a nose job? Have you looked at your own lately?

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: dom on February 07, 2007, 11:15:55 PM: LOL, Alondra!
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Nelson Collins on February 08, 2007, 08:32:04 PM: Quote from: Lydia on January 20, 2007, 01:39:46 PM
Mrs. Johnson: Why, Mr. Maguire, what makes you think that I would take your autographed picture of Rock Hudson?
Jason: Maybe the fact that I found it under your pillow - and I had the devil of a time cleaning the lipstick off of it!
Mrs J: (pointedly) That wasn't my lipstick, Mr. Maguire....
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Uncle Roger on August 15, 2012, 04:17:14 PM: Mrs. Johnson: "Well, I'm not one to brag but, unlike some of these people, I know exactly what to do with a drunken sailor."
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 18, 2012, 05:01:45 AM: Quote from: Uncle Roger on August 15, 2012, 04:17:14 PM
Mrs. Johnson: "Well, I'm not one to brag but, unlike some of these people, I know exactly what to do with a drunken sailor."

(I always want Mrs. J to say stuff like that... good one.)

[female_skull]
Title: Re: Episode #0211
Post by: Uncle Roger on October 18, 2012, 05:06:40 AM: Thanks, Magnus. [hall2_smiley] [hall2_smiley]