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Title: Episode #0718
Post by: Jackie on January 07, 2007, 12:17:50 AM
 [naughty]
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Brandon Collins on January 07, 2007, 06:51:07 AM
B: You know I hate it when you put on that 'dummy' face.

A: But you are a ventriliquist, AREN'T you?
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: BuzzH on January 07, 2007, 05:19:31 PM
A: Don't you roll the eyes in the back of your head at ME mister!   >:(

-or-

LP: Um, Jon?  You really should use Head & Shoulders if you're going to wear black Inverness!
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Lydia on January 08, 2007, 12:23:03 AM
Angelique:  I slaved over a hot stove for hours making that New England boiled dinner!  And you know what WON'T happen tonight if you don't eat it!
Barnabas: Yes, I know.  I WON'T throw up!
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 08, 2007, 04:32:15 AM
BC: (at table, writing) "Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir: Tales of Martinique's Favorite Pushover".... Chapter One..... Miss Yo-Yo Knickers* arrives on my doorstep in a Christmas Bow and Nothing Else..."   (*stolen from Red Dwarf)
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: CallieWL on January 08, 2007, 07:04:58 PM
Angelique only ever did her tap dance routine behind Barnabas' back, because she knew how much it annoyed him.
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: rainingwolf on January 08, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Midnite on January 08, 2007, 10:33:48 PM
A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.

 [laughing11]
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 12, 2007, 03:44:22 AM
Angelique: I can't help it Barnabas! when ever you pout that cute cuddly pout it makes me want you more and more!

Barnabas: I'm sorry... but its the only way I know how to pout.
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: arashi on January 12, 2007, 11:49:24 PM
BC: (at table, writing) "Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir: Tales of Martinique's Favorite Pushover".... Chapter One..... Miss Yo-Yo Knickers* arrives on my doorstep in a Christmas Bow and Nothing Else..."   (*stolen from Red Dwarf)

Literal LOL. Yay for Red Dwarf references. Gazpacho soup!

Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 17, 2007, 12:13:54 AM
"Barnabas, I would have much preferred it if you had said that with this dress on, I look like Eva Marie Saint in 'Raintree County' rather than Hayley Mills in 'Pollyanna.'" >:(
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 08:06:18 PM
 :D LP: I wish I was still playing the vampire. I just loved it when I got to fang him from behind!

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: IluvBarnabas on January 20, 2007, 08:14:59 PM
Angelique: If you had loved me back in Martinique, I wouldn't have had to curse you or your family....why didn't you love me?! WHY!!! And another thing why didn't you...

Barnabas (thinking): Just my luck. I didn't just marry a witch, I married a NAGGING witch...
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 09:05:07 PM
A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.

This is great.

Lori
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 09:11:41 PM
A. Barnabas I know that you hate me. I don't mind rough sex.

B. thinking. She will never give up, maybe she should try telemarketting

Lori

Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on January 20, 2007, 09:27:12 PM
B. thinking. She will never give up, maybe she should try telemarketting

I can just imagine Ang as a telemarketer. If ever there was a profession perfectly designed for her: "I hold your life in my hand, Mrs. Jones. Do you feel the pain? And if you don't sign up for this plan, the next pin will pierce your heart and end your life!"  [wink2]  [lghy]
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 09:36:47 PM
I can just imagine Ang as a telemarketer. If ever there was a profession perfectly designed for her: "I hold your life in my hand, Mrs. Jones. Do you feel the pain? And if you don't sign up for this paln, the next pin will pierce your heart and end your life!" [wink2] [lghy]

That would work!

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: BuzzH on January 22, 2007, 04:58:28 PM
Angelique: If you had loved me back in Martinique, I wouldn't have had to curse you or your family....why didn't you love me?! WHY!!! And another thing why didn't you...

Barnabas (thinking): Just my luck. I didn't just marry a witch, I married a NAGGING witch...

LOL!  This is good! ;)

A. Barnabas I know that you hate me. I don't mind rough sex.
B. thinking. She will never give up, maybe she should try telemarketting

This is too.  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 22, 2007, 07:01:23 PM
LOL MB and loril!
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: McTrooper on August 13, 2022, 03:42:23 PM
Angelique:  I can’t believe it!  I was just ticketed by a police officer for parking my broom in a no parking zone.  I don’t even fly a broom!
Title: Re: Episode #0718
Post by: Uncle Roger on August 14, 2022, 12:11:04 AM
Angelique: "Why is it that Samantha never had this much trouble with Darren?"