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Title: Episode #0243
Post by: CallieWL on November 24, 2006, 07:24:19 PM

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Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: arashi on November 24, 2006, 09:22:35 PM

I'm afraid Mr. Loomis has a case of New Wave dancing. It'll take care of itself about 1987 or so.

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 24, 2006, 09:31:21 PM

Dr. Woodard: I knew it, I knew even Barnabas, with his 18th-century thinking and all his tirades against modern technology, couldn't resist getting a television set.

Willie: Quiet! I am trying to watch Dracula! Poor Renfield I can totally relate to that guy....

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: BuzzH on November 24, 2006, 10:59:09 PM

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas is shocked to discover Willie and Dr. Woodard smooching in the Drawing Room.

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on November 25, 2006, 08:59:04 PM

Dave Woodard: Willie, is someone jumping on one of the beds upstairs?

Willie: Uh, no um its... its... Mr. Collins, he's just sleepin... yeah and Julia's helpin him sleep... I think.

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: Brandon Collins on November 26, 2006, 05:41:48 AM

Willie and Dr. Woodard watch with shock and awe as the Old House staircase travels to Collinwood to rendezvous with the Stairway Through Time.

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: CyrusL on November 28, 2006, 04:31:07 PM

Karlen: Oh, don't mind the noise, Dan leased the other half of the studio to Thayer's rehearsal's for the musical "Peter Pan."

Offstage "I'm flyinnnnnggggg, I'm flyyyyyinnnngggggg!"
 [hall2_tongue]

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on December 01, 2006, 03:55:35 AM

Dave Woodard: What was that noise?

Willie: Its nothin... now where were we.. step two three or step one two? its your lead big boy.

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 01, 2006, 01:07:33 PM

Did I just see the Xmas emoticons pop in?   Sort of stolen from someone else's caption, but:
DW: (singing) "There's a ligh-ight..."
WL: "Yeah, over at the Frankenstein place, but not up those stairs!"
 

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 06, 2006, 02:29:17 AM

DW: "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Curtis!"  (eerie music plays)
WL: "Barnabas!!   Help!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: D_Friedlander on January 15, 2007, 04:33:27 AM

WL: Und now ve do der Sprockets dance!  Touch my monkey!!

Dr.W: Curse the unholy union of those blood cells! So far he's forced me to do the Hustle, Achy-Breaky, Macarena, and Lambada!

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: BuzzH on January 15, 2007, 06:49:07 PM

Quote from: D_Friedlander on January 15, 2007, 04:33:27 AM

WL: Und now ve do der Sprockets dance!

Literal LOL!  I love Sprockets, and he LOOKS like Dieter in that sweater too!  ;)

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: Alondra on February 13, 2007, 12:20:01 AM

DW: What's that noise?

WL: Oh no! Barnabas is up, I mean home, an' when he sees I haven't cleaned the chandeliers, he's gonna kill me!

Alondra

Title: Re: Episode #0243
Post by: McTrooper on September 09, 2022, 10:19:46 PM

Dr. Woodard:  That sounded like a vampire fart. 

Willie:  No  . . . uhm  . . . That’s just a stray dog in the attic  . . . Wait did you say “vampire fart”?  How  . . . how would anyone  . . . ?